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The Weekly Quarterly Report

The Weekly Quarterly Report

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The Weekly Quarterly Report is a weekly sketch show that satirizes news and culture podcasts. Join us as we report on everything that happened this past week in this current quarter.

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  • There's a Darkness in Your Eyes
    May 26 2025

    Hark! Another exciting adventure with Rex Thunder! Listen as they fight against the evil plans of DR BLOWFELD. And later on, we investigate the mysterious Neverman. The only serial killer that has never committed a crime...yet.

    This week's sketches include: Rex Thunder VS Blowfeld; Reddy Teddy Doomsday Bear; The Neverman; Scapegoat; Art Critic.

    Guest Artist for this episode: Elsa Roeber.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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    19 mins
  • Hey Everyone! Dick Van Dyke Multiplied Himself So Let's Just Run Them Over With A Tank, Um, News
    Feb 19 2025

    This week we listen in on our favorite anthropomorphic cartoon planet - Globey! Tune in as Globey teaches us about environmentalism and how no matter what we do to promote change, it will never be enough.

    This week's sketches include: Globey; Jimmy Freedom Bacon; Dick Van Dyke News; Fear of Mint Jelly; Touching Your Roots.

    Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Hasan Jafry, and Haley Gillman.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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    20 mins
  • Shut the F*ck Up, Ray
    Feb 12 2025

    We're excited to introduce a sneak peak into a new show called, "Ghost Finders!" It's the only audio only ghost hunting podcast PERIOD. (Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?) Later on, Sonny will be sitting down with her recently resurrected hero, Albert Einstein! Who is... unimpressive.

    This week's sketches include: Rebecca Moaner QVC; Fake It Till You Wake It; Albert Einstein's Not That Smart; Crankshaft Lite.

    Guest Artist for this episode: Haley Gillman.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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    19 mins
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