Episodes

  • There's a Darkness in Your Eyes
    May 26 2025

    Hark! Another exciting adventure with Rex Thunder! Listen as they fight against the evil plans of DR BLOWFELD. And later on, we investigate the mysterious Neverman. The only serial killer that has never committed a crime...yet.

    This week's sketches include: Rex Thunder VS Blowfeld; Reddy Teddy Doomsday Bear; The Neverman; Scapegoat; Art Critic.

    Guest Artist for this episode: Elsa Roeber.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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    19 mins
  • Hey Everyone! Dick Van Dyke Multiplied Himself So Let's Just Run Them Over With A Tank, Um, News
    Feb 19 2025

    This week we listen in on our favorite anthropomorphic cartoon planet - Globey! Tune in as Globey teaches us about environmentalism and how no matter what we do to promote change, it will never be enough.

    This week's sketches include: Globey; Jimmy Freedom Bacon; Dick Van Dyke News; Fear of Mint Jelly; Touching Your Roots.

    Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Hasan Jafry, and Haley Gillman.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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    20 mins
  • Shut the F*ck Up, Ray
    Feb 12 2025

    We're excited to introduce a sneak peak into a new show called, "Ghost Finders!" It's the only audio only ghost hunting podcast PERIOD. (Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?) Later on, Sonny will be sitting down with her recently resurrected hero, Albert Einstein! Who is... unimpressive.

    This week's sketches include: Rebecca Moaner QVC; Fake It Till You Wake It; Albert Einstein's Not That Smart; Crankshaft Lite.

    Guest Artist for this episode: Haley Gillman.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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    19 mins
  • Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It
    Oct 28 2024

    Phil finally got his shit together. "Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It" includes a special announcement from the band ColdPlay, an excerpt from the new book The Missing Man at Pump 5, and an interview with author Henry Henderson.

    What happens when a reporter encounters a magic gas pump screen that grants his every wish? Follow along as Jack O'Rutherford gets everything he's ever wanted, but at a price.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.


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    24 mins
  • REAL Life with Waldo the Great
    Apr 23 2024

    This week we welcome a new member to the WQR family! Listen as she reports on the largest car accident this year. And then, the long anticipated interview with Waldo the Great. Has he adapted to a life post-foundom? Find out.

    This week's sketches include: Radio Billy Joel; Rebecca Moaner; How's Waldo.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.


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    22 mins
  • Old Man Mitchell is a Straight Up B*tch
    Apr 8 2024

    The results are in! We reveal the winners of this season's Recreational Outrage League Awards Ceremony. Stay tuned until the end for a sneak peak into the new reality competition show: Infidelity Weekend Showdown. 8 horny twenty-somethings, 8 hall passes, and 8 hearts to be potentially shattered.

    This week's sketches include: The Recreational Outrage League; Sears Photo Studio Priest; Infidelity Weekend Showdown.

    Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, and Hasan Jafry.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

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    20 mins
  • Mine Ears Can't Take This Anymore!
    Apr 1 2024

    Welcome to the first episode of the Weekly Quarterly Report! Join us this week as we discuss a new AI software designed to cyberbully high schoolers, an investigation into the recently formed Grammar Police, and a special installment of Jazz Noir Radio with Johnny Goodtimes.

    This week's sketches include: Jazz Noir Radio; ChatBLY; Defund the Grammar Police.

    Guest Artists for this episode: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, and Rhian Jonckowski.

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.


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    21 mins
  • Radio is Dead and the Earth is Dying
    Mar 25 2024

    The Weekly Quarterly Report launches on April 1st, 2024!

    This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.

    Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls.

    WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton.

    Executive Producer: Seif Drywater.

    Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece.

    This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.


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    1 min