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This Ain't Fortune Telling

This Ain't Fortune Telling

Written by: Claudine
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Forget crystal balls and vague predictions—this is tarot with both feet on the ground. This Ain’t Fortune Telling is for anyone craving clarity, not prophecy. Join Clo for live readings, intuitive yet practical insights, and deep dives into tarot’s imagery and symbolism. No gurus, no gatekeeping—just you, your intuition, and the cards. Come for the tarot. Stay for the truth2025 Claudine Spirituality
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  • Episode 7 - The Chariot and Strength
    Jan 23 2026

    Momentum and Mastery on the Fool’s Journey

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Claudine (Clo) is joined by guest Meaghan for a grounded, embodied exploration of two powerful tarot archetypes: The Chariot and Strength.

    Together, these cards explore what it really means to move forward/. Not through force or hustle, but through intention, self-awareness, and nervous system regulation. This conversation reframes momentum as something that must be sustainable, and strength as something rooted in presence rather than control.

    Through teaching, real-life application, and a live tarot reading, this episode invites listeners to examine how they make decisions, how they relate to discomfort, and how curiosity can soften fear during times of transition.

    As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future. It’s about understanding the energy you’re working with so you can choose how you meet it.

    In This Episode, We Explore:

    Tarot as a tool for clarity, not prediction

    The Chariot as agency, direction, and conscious choice

    Strength as inner authority and emotional regulation

    Why movement without regulation leads to burnout

    How hustle culture clashes with nervous system needs

    What it means to choose a path and release other options

    Why curiosity can ease fear of the unknown

    The importance of acknowledging emotions rather than suppressing them

    How self-awareness supports meaningful personal growth

    Key Takeaways

    Tarot clarifies energy, not fate

    The Chariot represents agency and the responsibility of choice

    Strength teaches presence, regulation, and inner steadiness

    Sustainable growth requires intention, not force

    Hustle culture often ignores the body’s limits

    Choosing one path means letting others go

    Curiosity is a powerful ally during transitions

    Emotional experiences are meant to be felt, not bypassed

    Regulation comes from staying present with discomfort

    Self-awareness is essential when navigating change

    Live Reading Highlight

    This episode includes a live tarot reading focused on moving forward with confidence — offering insight into how to balance direction with emotional capacity during moments of uncertainty and transition.

    Keywords

    Tarot, The Chariot, Strength, Self-Discovery, Intimacy, Somatic Sexology, Emotional Regulation, Decision Making, Nervous System, Personal Growth

    Sound Bites

    “Tarot clarifies energy, not fate.”

    “Choosing a path means letting other options go.”

    “Curiosity is a powerful tool for growth.”

    Connect & Learn More

    Claudine (Clo) — Host

    Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com

    Blog, calendar, and offerings: available on the website

    Readings & one-on-one work: book directly through the site

    Support the work: Buy Me a Coffee (linked on the website)

    Meaghan — Guest

    Somatic Sexologist & Intimacy Coach

    Meaghan’s contact info:

    somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

    venusianwomb.com

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    34 mins
  • Episode 6 — The Hierophant & The Lovers
    Jan 9 2026

    Choosing Your Truth Without Abandoning Your Values

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by guest host Tara for a grounded, honest conversation about two powerful archetypes in the Fool’s Journey: The Hierophant and The Lovers.

    Together, these cards ask some of the biggest questions we face as we grow:

    • Who taught you what’s “right”?
    • Which beliefs did you inherit without choosing?
    • And how do you choose alignment without betraying your values — or yourself?

    This episode explores the tension between tradition and choice, external authority and inner truth, and what it really means to live with integrity.

    🔮 In This Public Episode, We Explore:
    • The Hierophant as tradition, belief systems, and inherited rules
    • The Lovers as conscious choice, alignment, and values-based decisions
    • How family, culture, religion, and “shoulds” shape our lives
    • Why The Lovers is not about romance — but about integrity
    • The difference between honoring tradition and staying stuck
    • How to choose yourself without burning everything down

    Clo and Tara bring these archetypes into real life through honest reflection, lived experience, and grounded conversation.

    🎧 Public Live Reading

    This episode includes a live tarot reading in response to the listener question:

    “I feel torn between what I was taught is right and what I know I want.
    How do I make this decision without betraying myself or others?”

    The reading focuses on clarity, self-trust, and aligned decision-making — without prediction or pressure.

    Key Takeaway

    You can honor where you came from without living there forever.
    This isn’t about rebellion — it’s about integrity.

    💜 Connect & Learn MoreClo — Host
    • 🌐 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
    • 🎧 Patreon & extended episodes: https://www.patreon.com/ThisAintFortuneTelling
    Tara — Guest Host
    • TaraT.inspire@gmail.com

    If this episode resonated, consider:

    • Following the podcast
    • Sharing it with someone navigating a big decision
    • Leaving a review to help others find the show

    Until next time —
    Trust what’s showing up.
    Pull with intention.
    🃏✨

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    35 mins
  • Episode 5 — Closing the Chapter: 2025 Reflections & A Tarot Look Ahead to 2026
    Dec 26 2025
    ✨ EPISODE SUMMARY

    Before we rush into a new year, this episode invites you to pause.

    After revisiting the opening arc of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, from The Fool’s leap to the polarity of intuition and structure, Clo reflects on what 2025 truly asked of us and how those lessons shape the year ahead.

    This is not a prediction episode.
    It’s a grounding, reflective conversation about participation, choice, and meeting your life with intention.

    You’ll be guided through a powerful New Year tarot spread designed to help you release what no longer belongs to you and orient yourself toward 2026 with clarity, not pressure.

    🔮 IN THIS EPISODE
    • A reflective look back at Episodes 1–4 and the archetypal themes they introduced
    • What 2025 revealed beneath the surface — energetically and emotionally
    • Why the New Year isn’t a “clean slate” (and why that’s a relief)
    • A 5-card New Year Orientation tarot spread
    • How to work with tarot as a practice instead of a prediction tool
    • A reframing of intention, participation, and choice for 2026
    🃏 THE NEW YEAR ORIENTATION SPREAD

    You can pull this spread anytime — now, later, or seasonally throughout the year.

    1. What 2025 is leaving me with
    2. What I’m ready to release from 2025
    3. The core theme of 2026
    4. How to work with this energy
    5. What wants to grow in 2026

    Extended interpretations and journaling prompts are available on Patreon.

    🌙 EXTENDED EPISODE (PATREON)

    In the extended version, Clo:

    • Pulls her own cards for 2026 using the same spread
    • Explores the collective archetypal energy of the year ahead
    • Shares guidance on how to revisit this spread throughout 2026
    • Offers deeper teaching on using tarot as an ongoing reflective practice

    This space is slower, more nuanced, and designed for those who want to go deeper with the cards.

    🖤 ONE QUESTION TO CARRY INTO 2026

    “What am I being asked to participate in right now — and what am I no longer meant to carry?”

    Return to this question whenever you pull cards this year.

    🔗 SUPPORT THE SHOW

    If this episode resonated with you:

    • Follow This Ain’t Fortune Telling on your podcast app
    • Leave a review or rating
    • Share this episode with someone who might need it

    To access extended episodes, tarot spreads, journaling prompts, and behind-the-scenes teachings, join us on Patreon.

    👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling
    👉 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
    👉 Email: claudinelascelle@hotmail.com

    ✨ FINAL NOTE

    This isn’t about predicting your future.
    It’s about choosing how you meet it.

    Trust what’s showing up.
    Pull with intention.

    And let the cards support your clarity — not replace it.

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    12 mins
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