• Episode 7 - The Chariot and Strength
    Jan 23 2026

    Momentum and Mastery on the Fool’s Journey

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Claudine (Clo) is joined by guest Meaghan for a grounded, embodied exploration of two powerful tarot archetypes: The Chariot and Strength.

    Together, these cards explore what it really means to move forward/. Not through force or hustle, but through intention, self-awareness, and nervous system regulation. This conversation reframes momentum as something that must be sustainable, and strength as something rooted in presence rather than control.

    Through teaching, real-life application, and a live tarot reading, this episode invites listeners to examine how they make decisions, how they relate to discomfort, and how curiosity can soften fear during times of transition.

    As always, tarot here isn’t about predicting the future. It’s about understanding the energy you’re working with so you can choose how you meet it.

    In This Episode, We Explore:

    Tarot as a tool for clarity, not prediction

    The Chariot as agency, direction, and conscious choice

    Strength as inner authority and emotional regulation

    Why movement without regulation leads to burnout

    How hustle culture clashes with nervous system needs

    What it means to choose a path and release other options

    Why curiosity can ease fear of the unknown

    The importance of acknowledging emotions rather than suppressing them

    How self-awareness supports meaningful personal growth

    Key Takeaways

    Tarot clarifies energy, not fate

    The Chariot represents agency and the responsibility of choice

    Strength teaches presence, regulation, and inner steadiness

    Sustainable growth requires intention, not force

    Hustle culture often ignores the body’s limits

    Choosing one path means letting others go

    Curiosity is a powerful ally during transitions

    Emotional experiences are meant to be felt, not bypassed

    Regulation comes from staying present with discomfort

    Self-awareness is essential when navigating change

    Live Reading Highlight

    This episode includes a live tarot reading focused on moving forward with confidence — offering insight into how to balance direction with emotional capacity during moments of uncertainty and transition.

    Keywords

    Tarot, The Chariot, Strength, Self-Discovery, Intimacy, Somatic Sexology, Emotional Regulation, Decision Making, Nervous System, Personal Growth

    Sound Bites

    “Tarot clarifies energy, not fate.”

    “Choosing a path means letting other options go.”

    “Curiosity is a powerful tool for growth.”

    Connect & Learn More

    Claudine (Clo) — Host

    Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com

    Blog, calendar, and offerings: available on the website

    Readings & one-on-one work: book directly through the site

    Support the work: Buy Me a Coffee (linked on the website)

    Meaghan — Guest

    Somatic Sexologist & Intimacy Coach

    Meaghan’s contact info:

    somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

    venusianwomb.com

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    34 mins
  • Episode 6 — The Hierophant & The Lovers
    Jan 9 2026

    Choosing Your Truth Without Abandoning Your Values

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo is joined by guest host Tara for a grounded, honest conversation about two powerful archetypes in the Fool’s Journey: The Hierophant and The Lovers.

    Together, these cards ask some of the biggest questions we face as we grow:

    • Who taught you what’s “right”?
    • Which beliefs did you inherit without choosing?
    • And how do you choose alignment without betraying your values — or yourself?

    This episode explores the tension between tradition and choice, external authority and inner truth, and what it really means to live with integrity.

    🔮 In This Public Episode, We Explore:
    • The Hierophant as tradition, belief systems, and inherited rules
    • The Lovers as conscious choice, alignment, and values-based decisions
    • How family, culture, religion, and “shoulds” shape our lives
    • Why The Lovers is not about romance — but about integrity
    • The difference between honoring tradition and staying stuck
    • How to choose yourself without burning everything down

    Clo and Tara bring these archetypes into real life through honest reflection, lived experience, and grounded conversation.

    🎧 Public Live Reading

    This episode includes a live tarot reading in response to the listener question:

    “I feel torn between what I was taught is right and what I know I want.
    How do I make this decision without betraying myself or others?”

    The reading focuses on clarity, self-trust, and aligned decision-making — without prediction or pressure.

    Key Takeaway

    You can honor where you came from without living there forever.
    This isn’t about rebellion — it’s about integrity.

    💜 Connect & Learn MoreClo — Host
    • 🌐 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
    • 🎧 Patreon & extended episodes: https://www.patreon.com/ThisAintFortuneTelling
    Tara — Guest Host
    • TaraT.inspire@gmail.com

    If this episode resonated, consider:

    • Following the podcast
    • Sharing it with someone navigating a big decision
    • Leaving a review to help others find the show

    Until next time —
    Trust what’s showing up.
    Pull with intention.
    🃏✨

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    35 mins
  • Episode 5 — Closing the Chapter: 2025 Reflections & A Tarot Look Ahead to 2026
    Dec 26 2025
    ✨ EPISODE SUMMARY

    Before we rush into a new year, this episode invites you to pause.

    After revisiting the opening arc of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, from The Fool’s leap to the polarity of intuition and structure, Clo reflects on what 2025 truly asked of us and how those lessons shape the year ahead.

    This is not a prediction episode.
    It’s a grounding, reflective conversation about participation, choice, and meeting your life with intention.

    You’ll be guided through a powerful New Year tarot spread designed to help you release what no longer belongs to you and orient yourself toward 2026 with clarity, not pressure.

    🔮 IN THIS EPISODE
    • A reflective look back at Episodes 1–4 and the archetypal themes they introduced
    • What 2025 revealed beneath the surface — energetically and emotionally
    • Why the New Year isn’t a “clean slate” (and why that’s a relief)
    • A 5-card New Year Orientation tarot spread
    • How to work with tarot as a practice instead of a prediction tool
    • A reframing of intention, participation, and choice for 2026
    🃏 THE NEW YEAR ORIENTATION SPREAD

    You can pull this spread anytime — now, later, or seasonally throughout the year.

    1. What 2025 is leaving me with
    2. What I’m ready to release from 2025
    3. The core theme of 2026
    4. How to work with this energy
    5. What wants to grow in 2026

    Extended interpretations and journaling prompts are available on Patreon.

    🌙 EXTENDED EPISODE (PATREON)

    In the extended version, Clo:

    • Pulls her own cards for 2026 using the same spread
    • Explores the collective archetypal energy of the year ahead
    • Shares guidance on how to revisit this spread throughout 2026
    • Offers deeper teaching on using tarot as an ongoing reflective practice

    This space is slower, more nuanced, and designed for those who want to go deeper with the cards.

    🖤 ONE QUESTION TO CARRY INTO 2026

    “What am I being asked to participate in right now — and what am I no longer meant to carry?”

    Return to this question whenever you pull cards this year.

    🔗 SUPPORT THE SHOW

    If this episode resonated with you:

    • Follow This Ain’t Fortune Telling on your podcast app
    • Leave a review or rating
    • Share this episode with someone who might need it

    To access extended episodes, tarot spreads, journaling prompts, and behind-the-scenes teachings, join us on Patreon.

    👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling
    👉 Website: https://thisaintfortunetelling.com
    👉 Email: claudinelascelle@hotmail.com

    ✨ FINAL NOTE

    This isn’t about predicting your future.
    It’s about choosing how you meet it.

    Trust what’s showing up.
    Pull with intention.

    And let the cards support your clarity — not replace it.

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    12 mins
  • Episode 4 - The Empress and The Emperor
    Dec 12 2025

    Episode 4 — The Emperor & The Empress (with Victoria)


    Come for the tarot, stay for the truth.

    In this episode of This Ain’t Fortune Telling, Clo and co-host Victoria sit down with two of the most talked-about archetypes in the deck: The Emperor and The Empress. We look at how these cards show up as structure vs. softness, boundaries vs. nourishment, strategy vs. creativity—and why you actually need both energies to build a life that feels solid and alive.

    We talk about patriarchy, parent wounds, over-giving, control freak tendencies, and what it really looks like to “be in your power” without steamrolling yourself or anyone else. If you’ve ever felt like you’re either doing too much or not enough… this one’s for you.

    Go deeper with This Ain’t Fortune Telling

    🎧 Listen & follow the podcast
    Follow, rate, and review This Ain’t Fortune Telling wherever you listen. It helps more people find the show.

    🌙 Join us on Patreon
    Want the extended Emperor & Empress convo, extra prompts, and monthly collective readings?

    • Tier 1 – The Curious Fool: Early access + monthly collective pull
    • Tier 2 – The Tarot Coven: Extended episodes, extra teachings, spread library & monthly raffle for a free reading
    • Tier 3 – The High Priestess’ Table: Deeper dives, seasonal rituals, quarterly live circles & more

    👉 Join the coven on Patreon: patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling

    ☕ Buy Clo a coffee
    If the show has supported you and you want to say thank you in a simple way:
    buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling

    🌐 Website
    Show notes, updates, and more about Clo’s readings & coaching:
    https://thisaintfortunetelling.com

    📩 Get in touch / book a reading
    Questions, feedback, story for the show, or want to book a reading?
    Email Clo at claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

    Looking for Victoria? You can reach her via text at Taurus Moon Tarot - 514-893-6906

    If this episode hits home, follow the show, leave a review, and share it with a friend who’s learning to balance power and softness. And if you want to go deeper with The Emperor & The Empress in your own life, you’ll love this month’s Patreon extras.

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    27 mins
  • Episode 3 - The Magician & The High Priestess
    Nov 28 2025

    Guest Host: Meaghan

    In this episode, Clo explores the powerful tension — and partnership — between the Magician and the High Priestess. One is the tarot’s master of tools, action, and manifestation. The other is the keeper of intuition, inner knowing, and the space between. Together, they show us how to move through life with both clarity and trust.

    Joining Clo is special guest Meaghan, a Somatic Sexologist and Intimacy Coach who helps women reconnect with the pleasure, power, and wisdom of their bodies. Her work blends psychology, the Somatica® Method, sensual embodiment, and womb alchemy. She’s the perfect guide to explore how we balance doing with listening, action with intuition, and effort with surrender.

    ✨ In This Episode

    • What the Magician teaches about tools, action, and creating momentum
    • What the High Priestess reveals about intuitive wisdom, silence, and inner truth
    • How these archetypes work as partners rather than opposites
    • The tension between “doing” (study, technique) and “knowing” (intuition) in tarot
    • How these energies show up in real life: relationships, career, creativity, and personal growth
    • Meaghan’s grounded insight on recognizing when it’s time to act vs. when it’s time to listen

    Note: The full, extended version of this episode — including deeper teaching, journaling prompts, and bonus discussion — is available exclusively to Patreon subscribers.

    🔮 Practical Tool from the Episode

    Three-Card Spread: Balancing Magician & High Priestess Energy
    Card 1 — What action is needed (Magician)
    Card 2 — What intuition is whispering (High Priestess)
    Card 3 — How to balance the two

    💭 Reflection Question for Listeners

    Where in your life do you need the Magician’s tools — and where do you need the High Priestess’s trust?

    💜 Support the Show & Stay Connected

    • Follow on Spotify or Apple Podcasts
    • Join the This Ain’t Fortune Telling Facebook group
    • Get deeper monthly support, spreads, and the extended episode on Patreon
    • Tip the show via Buy Me a Coffee
    • For questions, reading requests, or episode ideas: claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

    Contact Meaghan at:

    somaticaintimacycoaching.ca

    venusianwomb.com

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    41 mins
  • Bonus Espisode 2 - Between The Fool & The Magician
    Nov 21 2025
    ✦ Episode Summary ✦

    Every journey has a heartbeat between the leap and the landing — the moment after we say yes but before anything makes sense.

    In this short episode, Clo explores the sacred space between The Fool and The Magician — the pause where instinct turns into intention.

    If you’ve been in that strange limbo between starting and seeing results, this is your reminder that the silence isn’t failure — it’s integration.

    You’ll learn how to:
    🜂 Honor the pause after your leap
    🜃 Take one small grounded action to activate momentum
    🜁 Read a simple 3-card spread to find your next step

    ✦ The Fool → The Magician Micro Spread ✦

    1️⃣ What energy am I still carrying from the leap?
    2️⃣ What first action wants to happen next?
    3️⃣ What supports me as I build momentum?

    Pull these cards quickly — no overthinking.
    Let the story tell itself.

    ✦ Mentioned in this Episode ✦

    🎧 Listen to Episode 2 — The Fool: Leaps, Risks & New Beginnings for context.
    🎙 Stay tuned for Episode 3 — The Magician & The High Priestess coming November 28.

    ✦ Connect + Support ✦

    💫 Patreon: deeper teachings, spreads, and journaling prompts every week
    👉 www.patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling

    Buy Me a Coffee: help support production or tip for the episode
    👉 www.buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling

    🌐 Website: readings, podcast info, and resources
    👉 www.thisaintfortunetelling.com

    📧 Email Clo: for questions, readings, or listener submissions
    👉 claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

    📱 Follow on Socials:
    Instagram + Facebook → @tclaudinelascelle

    ✦ Closing Thought ✦

    This in-between place is where magic and doubt wrestle for the mic.
    Your only job is to keep showing up for the version of you who said yes.
    Trust your momentum — and pull with intention.

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    4 mins
  • Bonus Episode 1 - The Fool's Journey
    Nov 7 2025

    SHOW NOTES — Bonus Episode: The Fool’s Journey (Backstory)


    Welcome to a special bonus drop of This Ain’t Fortune Telling. Today I’m giving you the backstory that every tarot learner needs to know before we begin card-by-card next week.

    This is the Fool’s Journey — the true narrative the Major Arcana is telling.

    This is how tarot mirrors a human life.

    From innocence — to initiation — to power — to ego — to collapse — to death — to rebirth — and finally: integration.

    We walk through the Fool’s key milestones, the teachers he meets, the tests he fails, the illusions he falls for, and the awakenings that reshape him.

    By the end of this episode, you’ll have the actual map that makes the whole thing make sense.

    So next week, when we begin with Card Zero — The Fool — you’ll already know the shape of the road he’s stepping onto.

    Today: no predictions, no spreads — just context. And context is queen.

    MENTIONS / RESOURCES
    • Patreon — bonus content, extended study, spreads library:
    https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling
    • Buy Me a Coffee — tip jar for the show:
    https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThisAintFortuneTelling

    WANT TO BE ON THE SHOW?
    If you’d like a reading on air:
    • send a voice memo or email with your question, OR
    • tell me if you’d like to come on live

    → claudine@thisaintfortunetelling.com

    Or go to the website and “contact us”

    www.thisaintfortunetelling.com

    FOLLOW + SHARE
    Subscribe on Apple & Spotify so you don’t miss Episode Two — The Fool— dropping next.

    And share this episode with any tarot lover who wants deeper meaning, not fortune cookie bullshit.

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    10 mins
  • Episode 2 - The Fool
    Nov 14 2025

    Summary

    In this episode of This Ain't Fortune Telling, Clo and Eileen explore the symbolism and lessons of the Fool card in tarot. They discuss the importance of taking leaps of faith, trusting the unknown, and embracing the journey of self-discovery. Through personal anecdotes and insights, they highlight how curiosity and intuition guide us in navigating uncertainty and making empowered choices. The conversation culminates in a tarot reading that illustrates the Fool's journey, emphasizing the potential for new beginnings and the importance of being present in the moment.

    Takeaways

    • The Fool card symbolizes new beginnings and potential.
    • Trusting the leap is essential for personal growth.
    • We often let fear and comfort hold us back from taking leaps.
    • Curiosity allows us to explore our thoughts without judgment.
    • The journey of self-discovery is about evolution, not fixing ourselves.
    • Intuition guides us through uncertainty and decision-making.
    • We have everything we need within us to move forward.
    • The Fool's journey encourages us to embrace the unknown.
    • Self-talk and subconscious patterns can hinder our progress.
    • Taking action is crucial in realizing our goals and dreams.

    Journaling prompts

    • Where am I resisting a leap, even though I know it’s time
    • What am I carrying in my bag — the resources I already have for this journey?


    Useful links

    • Clo's website

    www.thisaintfortunetelling.com

    • Buy Me a Coffee

    buymeacoffee.com/thisaintfortunetelling

    • Patreon

    patreon.com/thisaintfortunetelling for bonus videos and extra readings

    • Eileen MacDonell

    https://www.eileenmacdonell.com/


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    50 mins