Well well well, look what the cat dragged in...
No, seriously! The fantasy boys introduce their newest segment, contemplate their life choices, and struggle relentlessly to do Le Guin justice by taking this incredible piece of literature seriously. Casey makes a grave error early on, Ryan continues to shame himself for his lack of helpful note taking and Andrew is left to pick up the pieces of our mess. Join us this week and all the fun we can get out little grabby hands on as we finish our favorite book we've read thus far!

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:04:51) What did the cat drag in?

(00:10:26) Papa tell us a recap

(00:16:08) Top to bottom review

(00:24:47) Doesn't want none of that Bid-naz

(00:38:17) Court of the Tesseract

(00:59:55) Welcome home, my bird son

(01:14:25) Vetch Quest

(01:22:38) Flat earth confirmed

(01:38:13) Greats and Ghouls

(01:49:55) END

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram

The Fantasy Boys put on their thinkin' caps for this one, as they try and tackle the illustrious work of one of the Titans in the fantasy genre. They struggle to understand and appreciate such complex materials as character growth, the hubris of man, and boats. Come join us as we most CERTAINLY embarrass ourselves on the rough waters of Earthsea.

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:04:18) Super topical World Cup reference

(00:07:20) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:10:52) Shrek the Podcast

(00:17:36) Papa, Tell Us a Story

(00:23:50) Top to bottom review

(00:33:44) Got my GED

(00:41:02) The Ugly Princess

(00:51:18) That's All She Roke

(01:15:36) The Master of Doors

(01:20:30) Mano y Drako

(01:38:14) Greats and Ghouls

(01:54:14) END

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram

The fantasy boys kick back, hang up their reading glasses and discuss the finer points of the arts: musical theatre, self-publishing, and The Elder Scrolls III: Marrowind. The cats drag in some tasty pop-culture morsels, and Casey subjects Ryan and Andrew to a new game called "Who's that Reference???". Join us for our zaniest episode yet!

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:10:55) Wheel of Time reboot

(00:18:18) Self-Publishing

(00:20:25) Marrowind

(00:33:04) Who's that Reference?

(00:41:37) The Face

(00:45:51) Audience Questions

(01:00:10) END

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram

The Fantasy Boys, despite all their meandering and threatening, finish the book. This was an episode of firsts: Andrew opens up about how he is feeling, Ryan bares his heart for us and shows some semblance of vulnerability, and manages to make only ONE anime reference. As the cold road takes its toll, join us as we conclude this epic tale of heroes, bravery, and buffoonery.

*SPECIAL THANKS TO ANDREW FOR HIS ASSISTANCE WITH EDITING THIS EPISODE*

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence)

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:03:58) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:14:49) Top to bottom review

(00:20:25) Ganelon, Tetra master

(00:29:35) Deus Ex Machina 2

(00:41:37) The Face

(00:46:51) Ryan's Confession

(00:54:13) Chekhov's Three Swords

(01:29:13) A Long-distance call

(01:19:32) Greats and Ghouls

(01:35:28) END

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram

The Fantasy Boys, take a load off this recording. Sit back in the mudhut with the muck man and listen in as papa regales you with a story of betrayal, found family, terrifying jungles and mud weed. Join us as the boys discuss the finer points of cannibalism, Snagglepuss, and "who rescued who".

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence, Mentions of abuse (55:04), mention of torture and rape (55:43), Domestic abuse (1:00:46) and a brief mention of suicide: (1:18:31))

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:08:25) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:15:08) Top to bottom review

(00:32:16) We are SO back, Boys!

(00:50:516) Into the Wyld

(00:56:24) THE MUCK MAN!

(01:06:01) The cannibal camp

(01:13:44) The Heathen

(01:29:13) A Long-distance call

(01:35:30) Greats and Ghouls

(01:52:49) END

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram

The boys are back in town, and they're getting the band back together! After struggling for an hour with some truly maddening technical difficulties, the Fantasy boys tackle the epic saga (lol) of a group of old mercenaries coming out of retirement for one last adventure. Ryan surprises the boys with a fun new mini-game, Casey has a grade A crashout, and Andrew takes hosting out for a spin. Join us as we embark on a zaney, hilarious, adventure into the Heartwyld!

(CW: profanity, discussion of violence, mentions of drug use: (47:44), domestic abuse (48:27, 1:40:55) and a brief mention of rape: (1:40:55))

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:06:18) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:10:05) Papa, tell us a story!

(00:16:22) Top to bottom review

(00:24:21) And the Golden Gabe goes to....

(00:36:22) Another Sword-talk

(00:42:31) We're gettin the band back together!

(01:01:05) Moog B****, get out the way!

(01:08:07) Mattrick Skulldrunkard

(01:27:14) Great Granite Ganelon

(01:46:31) Greats and Ghouls

(02:03:27) END

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram

While taking a break in between books, the fantasy boys answer some audience questions, discuss swords and their innate draw (pun intended) to fantasy lovers, and try their hands at a few new segments at varying successes. Brunch, maps, and the different archetypes of 'handsome', there's nothing these boys won't talk about, ad nauseam, in the name of content.

CW: profanity, discussions of violence

(00:00:00) Intro
(00:10:22) Fantasy settings
(00:22:13) Sword-talk
(00:35:13) I heard...
(00:38:22) Papa, give us a segment
(00:44:51) Maps, maps, maps
(01:08:10) END

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Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram

We. FINALLY. Did it. 310,191 pages later, the Fantasy Boys finish covering the Eye of the World. The delirium has clearly set in as they devolve into covering such thought provoking topics as: timeless Shrek fantasy tropes, topical Adam Sandler references, and speculate on Lan's manscaping practices. Ryan struggles with pronunciation (surprising no one) and Casey rediscovers his love for Digimon. If you're confused by reading these notes then BUCKLE UP. We're just as confused.

Content warning:
profanity, discussion of violence, (throughout)

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) Intro

(00:08:36) Fantasy Trope of the Week

(00:12:10) Papa, tell us a story!

(00:16:39) WAZE: Outsmarting Trollocs, Together

(00:29:29) Digimon Digital Monsters

(00:40:30) Lan-scapped

(00:51:19) Rand, Child of the Lemon

(01:12:04) Greats and Ghouls

(01:25:42) Final Thoughts

(01:36:12) END

Thank you for listening! Feel free to subscribe for more episodes! If you have any questions for the trio, or had your own 'Greats and Ghouls' you can reach us at:
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Instagram: @threeknightsandapage

Starring:
Ryan, Casey and Andrew

Theme by:
Ryan

Edited and Narrated by:
Casey

Logo by:
Faith Ann Dover @_dova_nova_ on Instagram