This week, we welcome a man carved into the Mount Rushmore of Titans Twitter: @themettenburger. Supplier of clips, distributor of deadpan takes, and somehow still willing to associate with this franchise.

We debut Would You Rather: Titans Edition, asking our guest to choose between surviving the Black Plague and surviving Titans fandom in 2026. His answer may warrant a wellness check.

Plus, the hotline weighs in on the state of the franchise, Carnell Tate’s Week 5 fantasy production and T-Rac’s makeover. And from somewhere beyond the grave, the ghost of Ryan Tannehill in the Two-Tone blue sends a transmission begging us to let him rest. He’s not coming back for us.

Titan Up… or Hang Up.

The Titans are 0–4, and somehow we’re still talking ourselves into a win. This week on the Hot Seat, Shaun and Kurt debate whether Tennessee can finally finish a game and get in the win column.

The hotline is firing on all cylinders with Melbourne Mick, Cockney Charlie, Waylon, and Marty Caldwell—who also returns with Module 4 of Titans Fan Orientation: Interacting with Fans of Other Teams.

On Titan Up That Roster, we break down Carnell Tate’s breakout game, take some questionable fantasy calls, and make our bold predictions for Week 5.

Plus, we debut Nashville Hot Titan Takes: Shaun eats scorching hot chicken while Kurt hits him with five surprise Titans questions. Three lifelines. Five rounds. Plenty of regret.

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The hotline is firing on all cylinders this week.

Trevor calls in looking for a spare room—or at least a few beers. Sal Diper drops some irresponsibly early 2027 NFL Draft predictions. And SEC Guy delivers what may somehow be his dumbest take yet.

Then Brian Daboll takes the Hot Seat.

Can the former Coach of the Year finally get the Titans offense moving in the right direction and help Cam Ward take the next step? Or are Tennessee fans about to experience the same predictable, conservative offense that frustrated Giants fans in New York?

Finally, it’s time to Titan Up That Roster. We recap how your favorite Titans performed across the fantasy landscape last week, break down their upcoming matchups and answer calls from listeners who need to tell us whether our fantasy advice helped their team—or completely ruined their lives.

New episodes every Thursday morning.

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