Episodes

  • Ep 21 - The Town Honeywagon (w/ Nick Pupo)
    Apr 24 2026

    Recorded in 2024 when tom had a gf and dog. The Town Honeywagon, what is toms deal today, fatty dan Donohue. Hi I’m a piece of poop. We all got the sadness. Goddamnit give it a break max. My North Star is evil. Why is it weird that my dogs name is Woody Allen? How is that weird? The fellas got m*lestered. Who are you wearing, Tomi. Vanessa, the pervert. Two kinds of recessions. Hi everybody, I'm doctor Nick, getting poor sleep is bad for you. Should we call it? Ah, that word… oh, and the other word? tick tock b*tch

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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    52 mins
  • Ep 20 - Dagnabbit! (W/ Cooper Lyden, Shane Bianchi & Eli Lutsky)
    Apr 13 2026

    The Dagnabbit boys and Eli are in NYC for a visit. This one's chaos, enjoy it errybody.

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

    Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
    Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
    Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

    Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Ep 19 - Sorry I’m Being Quiet My Mouth is Full of Puke
    Apr 9 2026

    Sorry for the airplane noises in this. Won't happen again we SWEAR IT.

    Chipmunk Cheeks of Puke, Cabana Boy, Not a drop spilled, uncanny valley girl. Virgin Tommy. Top O’ the Matcha ToCha. Basketball Talk. Grylan Subiza. Billionaire Cabal meetcute. Tucker CookinSon. Now We’re Talkin’. AI has annoying dud boyfriend.

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

    Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
    Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
    Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

    Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
    milktimepod@gmail.com

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    59 mins
  • Ep 18 - Chalupa Mode (w/ Shaunak Godkhindi)
    Mar 6 2026

    Famous actor Nick Pupo gets roasted. Hi! It’s Ice! Tom has an open door policy, come on in. Dylan, the clark’s hand. Piper gets funniest wife nom. Baby Tom and his lizard pals. Un-Yes-Anable. Diablo 4 Dylan gets barged in on but they call a fleaflicker. Trump but regular guy. Shaunak’s favorite lady he’s ever met (sorry Piper). It’s scary out and I’m soooo horny. Waiter goes older brother mode. More Clark talk (god he’s cool). Tom Hanks only went to the island to blow it up. Connection out of St. James. No beef for a beefcake? Fast food top 4. Chalupa Mode. A Taco Bell short film. Tom goes professor on a teen. My rhino horn is stepped on to sh*t. Coca Cola, cream n sugar please. Snack breaks during dishes.

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

    Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
    Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
    Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

    Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
    milktimepod@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep 17 - Making A Pyromaniac Lunch Thief
    Feb 25 2026

    The camelbro, heh, Dylan just made that up. The boys try improv live, and guess what, they're great. The case of the missing instant coffee. Dylan gives a lesson on lockpicking. Tom gives out his house code. Lunch stealing talk. Making A Pyromaniac. ChatGPT palm reading. Sinus surgery update.

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

    Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
    Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
    Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

    Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
    milktimepod@gmail.com

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    57 mins
  • Ep 16 - Fastest Guy In Town
    Feb 17 2026

    Bovino equals pig then Feeney equals alcoholic? Quit throwing vegetables at Fat Tom. Did you hear what you just said? Cat Dog. Fallon talk. The AJ bread tax. Dylan brings the Rat and wages a war on ICE. Brian Jacques Talcque. Tom does top notch Eli impression. Part A ends at 32 mins.

    Part B. Bub and Grandma Bunny Calendar. Terence is ripped and Dylan is fast. Epstein talk again. The giver is fire. Kurt Immortalized. Kick flip dream. Big vs. Fat. Dylan lands the plane.

    2 eps in one, forgive the cuts, it woulda been a 3 hour ep if not. Release the unredacted files.

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

    Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
    Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
    Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

    Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
    milktimepod@gmail.com

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    58 mins
  • Ep 15 - AJ in the Life (W/ AJ O’Connell)
    Feb 8 2026

    Founder of Rat Soup is a bad guy? Dylan and AJ rip Tom. Dylan says something about Marvin Gun, whoever that is. AJ wears gamer headsets to job interviews. Tom says no to Helms Deep and goes home alone. A day in AJ’s life starts with a nap, then a chill. Epstein files in 60 seconds, back to AJ. The city of Los Angeles gets Lutsky’d. Dylan does a Chinese walk then causes a lull. Tom says nothing wrong. Dylan keeps forbidding Tom but AJ vetos. Back to Marvin Gun, whatever that is. AJ gets dunked on at the baseball game. Third pancake double like. Coca Cola, a drink so nice they named it twice but changed a letter. Annual christmas sex. How to impress a lover with your order. Terence gets a Hammed Burger. Fat little AJ’s! Laser talk. This is not for moms… then mom name guess game! Is this good podcasting? It’s ok we unburden ourselves. That's.. Respectful.

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

    Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
    Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
    Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

    Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
    milktimepod@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Ep 14 - BibiGo Genocidal! (W/ Hans Kulla-Mader)
    Jan 30 2026

    Fat Tom has heard of Ham Radio, but Ham Net? Yum. As a nation weeps, the therapists reep the benefits. Therapist exposes Melkor myths. Hans lies about Ice Cream trucks. The first burger was invented by a Turkish man in Hamburg. Five Facts about Jews. Justine is really tired, she's been volunteering a lot recently. Tom tries to get Dylan and Hannah to move in. Dyl hits the WiiSpa. Honey, I cheated on you with all my cousins. Hans's needs his wordle at any cost. Soup dumpling expert Dylan Subiza has bold new idea. BibiGo genocidal.

    Dedicated to Justine. We are so sorry.

    Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

    Follow Tom and Dylan's Milk Time on Social:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MilkTimePod
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milktimepod
    Dylan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylan_subiza
    Tom's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomsfeeney

    Email the boys love notes, hate mail or curious questions at
    milktimepod@gmail.com

    Love ya

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    1 hr and 6 mins