Episodes

  • The Left Just Doesnt Get It

    The Left Just Doesnt Get It
    Oct 1 2026

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • First Amendment Under Attack?

    First Amendment Under Attack?
    Sep 24 2026

    Koop and Russ hosted their podcast, discussing a wide range of topics from personal updates to current events. Koop shared his recent health issues, including skin cancer recurrence and severe hip and back problems requiring surgery. They talked about cars, finances, and daily frustrations. The conversation covered food preferences, workouts, and Viking rock music. They debated Trump's decision to ban certain media outlets from the White House, with Russ supporting the move due to perceived media bias. The duo discussed Middle Eastern politics, particularly Israel's actions and the Syrian president's UN speech. They touched on military promotion processes and the new Joint Warfighting Assessment. Football injuries, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce relationship, and the cultural moment of her public support were analyzed. They also mentioned the Nicole Hannah-Jones school controversy and criticized the lasting impact of mask mandates, highlighting a Massachusetts lesbian bar's financial struggles. The episode ended with a plug for their merchandise.


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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Sydney Sweeney is Awesome, McLemore is a ****

    Sydney Sweeney is Awesome, McLemore is a ****
    Sep 17 2026

    Koop and Russ hosted the Two Grumpy Bastards podcast, discussing a wide range of topics including personal anecdotes, pop culture, and current events. They began with a story about a virtual lab mishap and shared memories of high school experiences. The conversation then turned to Sydney Sweeney's recent advertising campaign, which they defended against criticism, discussing broader issues of hypocrisy and the treatment of women in sports and media. They also talked about Macklemore's controversial statements during a concert, leading to a discussion on the Israel-Gaza conflict and the backlash faced by Ed Sheeran. The hosts shared their thoughts on various celebrities, including their respect for Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood, and criticized figures like Megan Rapinoe. They touched on TV shows, movies, and sports, including college football results and the NFL. The podcast concluded with casual banter about their merchandise and personal habits.

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • 9/11 We Remeber

    9/11 We Remeber
    Sep 12 2026

    We chop it up on the 25th Anniversay of 9/11

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • The Left Supports Child Murder

    The Left Supports Child Murder
    Sep 3 2026

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Suck it Up, Buttercup

    Suck it Up, Buttercup
    Aug 21 2026
    Music Formats and Political EvolutionKoop and Russ discussed the evolution of music formats and storage media, sharing personal experiences with Columbia House, CDs, cassettes, and 8-tracks. They explored political topics, particularly the rise of socialism within the Democratic Party and compared it to the far-right takeover of the Republican Party in the 1990s. Russ analyzed the potential consequences of the Democratic Party's leftward shift, suggesting that losing the midterm elections could help the party realize the dangers of extreme positions, while also expressing concerns about the 2028 election and its implications for the electoral map.Political Party and Navy DiscussionKoop and Russ discussed political party dynamics, with Koop arguing that while the Republican Party has become more inclusive, the Democratic Party has embraced candidates with concerning views, including Bernie Sanders appearing with someone who has a Totenkopf tattoo. They also discussed conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln, with Koop debunking claims about sailors attempting suicide, stating that such reports lacked credibility. The conversation then shifted to their shared experiences visiting aircraft carriers, including the Kitty Hawk, and their interest in touring nuclear submarines.USS Abraham Lincoln Conditions AnalysisKoop and Russ discussed the conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, with Russ providing detailed analysis of the claims about poor conditions. Russ identified several inconsistencies in the reports, including sailors wearing hard hats incorrectly and using the term "boat" instead of "ship," suggesting the reports may have political motivations. They also discussed military life expectations and deployment conditions, with Russ emphasizing that naval deployments are challenging but not unprecedented, and that military service requires letting go of parental oversight.Military Logistics and Supply SystemsKoop and Russ discussed military logistics and supply systems, focusing on how equipment and supplies are pre-positioned around the world on ships and vessels that can deploy within 72 hours. They explained that the modern Army maintains a ratio of approximately 1 war fighter to 14 support personnel, highlighting the complexity of military logistics. The conversation also touched on personal experiences with field conditions and the importance of treating support personnel like cooks and medics with respect, as they play crucial roles in military operations.Military Logistics Operations DiscussionRuss and Koop discussed the importance of logistics in military operations, sharing experiences about the complex support systems required for combat operations. They highlighted how logistics includes everything from fuel and maintenance to medical services and described how military bases can quickly be established with prefabricated buildings to support deployed forces. The conversation also touched on their respective military backgrounds, with Koop mentioning his experience with motor pool operations and Russ sharing stories about his time at Fort Irwin, while they both noted how different military branches have evolved to consolidate logistics functions under a single organizational structure.Primary Election Updates and ResultsRuss provided updates on recent primaries, highlighting key results in Wyoming, Alaska, and Florida. In Alaska, the Democratic nominee Mary Peltola won 53% of the vote in the jungle primary, presenting a concern for Republicans. In Florida, Representative Byron Donalds won the Republican gubernatorial primary and is expected to defeat his Democratic opponent by a significant margin. Russ also noted the surprising defeat of Alexander Vindman in the Democratic Senate primary in Florida by democratic socialist Angie Nixon.Discussion on Vindman and MilitaryRuss and Koop discussed their negative opinions of Vindman, expressing disappointment that he did not receive a Bronze Star despite having a Purple Heart, which they attributed to poor performance. They shared personal military experiences, comparing their own awards and recognition, and reflected on their time in service. The conversation briefly touched on the upcoming Alaska Senate race, though the specific details were not fully discussed.Alaska Voting Strategy DiscussionKoop and Russ discussed the Democratic strategy in Alaska to confuse voters by having a candidate named Dan Sullivan appear on the ballot alongside the incumbent, which Russ described as a "dirty trick." They both expressed opposition to Alaska's ranked choice voting system, with Russ noting that the top four candidates advance to the general election despite Petola winning 48.1% of the vote. The conversation then shifted to personal anecdotes about Polynesian communities and college experiences, before briefly touching on NFL topics including Tony Romo and a potential Seahawks signing.Seattle Seahawks Season ProspectsKoop and Russ discussed the Seattle ...
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    2 hrs
  • The Left Eats It's Own Tail

    The Left Eats It's Own Tail
    Aug 15 2026

    The Two Grumpy Bastards podcast, featuring Koop and Russ, covered a wide range of topics in a conversational format. They discussed personal updates, including health issues and life challenges, before diving into current events such as the Fauci diary revelations, the WNBA controversy involving Sophie Cunningham, and the Massachusetts abortion bill. The conversation also touched on political topics like the rise of socialist candidates in the Midwest and the Democratic Socialist platform. They shared opinions on entertainment, reviewing the new Spider-Man movie and recommending shows like "Strange New Worlds" and "Kingdom." The hosts also engaged in banter about sports, including the Seahawks and NFL preseason games.

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Turn it Into Glass

    Turn it Into Glass
    Jul 17 2026

    Join us for our 150th PODCAST full of mirth, meanderings, stream of consciousness, but not a whole lot of news.......

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    Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard

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    1 hr and 47 mins