Where the hell you been, loca? The year was 2008, the world was hyper-saturated, and everyone was arguing over teams. We gave our own spin on the cultural touchstone that is Twilight on this week's episode, casting Disney characters into the story to replace the sparkly, the hairy, and everyone in between. Listen in and let us know… how doe you think we did on a scale of one "hoa hoa hoa" to 5 "hoa hoa hoa"s.

Unfiltered on Main Street is recommended for princesses, villians, and dreamers above the age of 18. We would say it's for mature audiences, but that wouldn't honest. It's sort of like if you were at the bar with your besties spilling Disney tea. Follow us on Instagram at @UnfilteredOnMainStreet and check out what your hosts are doing in between episodes at @ColtonAndTheCastle (Colton, obviously) and @DisneyTripReportPod (Maddie, not so obviously.)

The Bob who-must-not-be-named wrote a messy lil book, and for those of us who lived through the dark days of his unholy reign, we have some OPINIONS on the claims made. We also talk about Disney's best live adaptations, what we think are some of the most tragic and most cinematic scenes drawn by the animation studios, and more cool-beans millennial hot takes. Join us on our walk around the Magic Kingdom (and make sure to securely lace up your orthopedics.)

Unfiltered on Main Street is recommended for princesses, villians, and dreamers above the age of 18. We would say it's for mature audiences, but that wouldn't honest. It's sort of like if you were at the bar with your besties spilling Disney tea. Follow us on Instagram at @UnfilteredOnMainStreet and check out what your hosts are doing in between episodes at @ColtonAndTheCastle (Colton, obviously) and @DisneyTripReportPod (Maddie, not so obviously.)

Lines have been crossed as we give you our first of our Hear Me Out series! Judge us as you will and tell us who's on your list!

Unfiltered on Main Street is recommended for princesses, villians, and dreamers above the age of 18. We would say it's for mature audiences, but that wouldn't honest. It's sort of like if you were at the bar with your besties spilling Disney tea. Follow us on Instagram at @UnfilteredOnMainStreet and check out what your hosts are doing in between episodes at @ColtonAndTheCastle (Colton, obviously) and @DisneyTripReportPod (Maddie, not so obviously.)