Episodes

  • Dylan Used to Eat Eggshells 🤢 - Episode #17
    Oct 19 2026

    Today the boys talk about Usama’s new socks, how his mom is an Adam Sandler character, Shane Gillis’s SNL monologue, and why flying in America is the French Revolution waiting to happen. Plus the guys take a call from Baltimore defending American breakfast, answer a listener’s question about why men are either looking for a wife or a hookup, and get a follow-up from the girl with the 20-minute voicemail.


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    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino
    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup


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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • White Girl Bathrooms Are Amazing - Episode #16
    Oct 12 2026

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about Usama's new favorite Youtube comment, how horrible unfunny couples are, Dylan's birthday trip to Guatemala, and a heartfelt defense of white women. Plus the guys review Tslil's Hinge profile and discuss some bts friend drama that happened right before recording.



    ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or
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    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino
    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

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    50 mins
  • Ozempic, American Breakfast, and Spotting Gay Bfs - Episode #15
    Oct 6 2026

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about Ozempic and peptides, debate whether American breakfast was created by a drunk guy, and help a listener figure out if she keeps dating gay men. Plus Usama opens up about his journey from self-loathing to confidence and the guys discuss how they don't let money come between them.


    ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or

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    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

    Follow Usama: @usamastandsupASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or

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    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

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    56 mins
  • Men Love Recessed Lighting - Ep. #14
    Sep 28 2026

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about their love for recessed lighting, Dylan’s 21 year old roommate, and Usama’s mom bullying his friend. Plus they give advice on how to deal with ungrateful parents and what to do when a friend expresses their love for you but their in a relationship.


    ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or

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    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Missionary Is The Best - Ep. #13
    Sep 22 2026

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about the best ice cream flavors, girls not knowing about growers, why Usama never wears hats, and Voldemort for Republicans. Plus the guys give advice about a partner who is phoning it in at home and discuss a strange advice poem sent in.


    ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or

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    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • White Parents vs. Brown Parents - Ep. #12
    Sep 14 2026

    Today Usama and Dylan talk why you should always shower alone, the worst customs agents to get, the top 3 most beautiful Indian names, and viral TikTok dessert places. Plus the guys give advice about how to deal with parents pushing marriage and how many dogs is too many dogs.


    ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or

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    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup

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    58 mins
  • In defense of the smirk emoji 😏 - Ep. #11
    Sep 8 2026

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about the YouTube comments regarding our socks, why coffee dates are elite, Usama's defense of the smirk emoji (😏), and how men need more whimsy in their texting. Plus the guys help a listener who doesn't feel seen by their husband and give advice to a guy who is a little below average.

    ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or

    📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧


    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup


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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Usama Shows FEET 🥴 - Ep. #10
    Aug 25 2026

    Today Usama and Dylan talk about their recent weekend performing in Milwaukee, the best gay songs, how to get on a game show, and dealing with breaches of NYC etiquette. Plus Usama address the concerns about his white tube socks.


    ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or

    📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧


    Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladino

    Follow Usama: @usamastandsup



    Links:

    Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/usama-and-dylan-save-your

    Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/usama-and-dylan-save-your-life/id6793253085

    Youtube: https://youtu.be/Plnj9ziGvD8

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    1 hr and 3 mins