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Ever wondered how a simple wine choice could lead to a hilarious exploration of municipal liquor stores and educational funding? Join us as we introduce Mari, our new producer, who brings a fresh perspective to our lively discussions. From Brandon's daring Italian Red Blend selection to the bizarre twists of the film "The Substance," our conversation takes unexpected turns, much like our backward treadmill walking antics at the gym. And if matching Crocs are your thing, you're in for a treat!

Celebrate the joy of everyday absurdities with us, as we ponder Martha Stewart's remarkable career and her potential place in the LGBTQ+ community. Our admiration for Martha's resilience is matched only by our amusement at the antics of her gardener, Ryan McAllister, and the neighborly misunderstandings about her chickens. As laughter fills the air, we also dive into our grocery store escapades, from the fragrant allure of Macy's to the chaotic charm of Costco's parking lots and unique offerings.

As the episode unfolds, we share tales of unexpected financial surprises, courtroom dramas, and our quarantine drinking habits, sparking debates about wine versus liquor. Our love for Texas, with all its quirks, remains unwavering as we recount personal stories and listener interactions. Whether it's the thrill of a Billie Eilish concert or the hilarity of organizing TikTok bookmarks, our episode is a rollercoaster ride of anecdotes, obsessions, and playful musings that promise to entertain and delight.

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Brandon's allergy adventures, political musings, and an unhealthy fast food dissection set the stage for an episode packed with laughter and thought-provoking conversation. We kick things off by navigating the quirks of juggling creative freedom with work commitments. Heather joins us with tales of her feline escapades, bringing a playful twist to our discussions. We also touch on the recent election, giving you our candid takes on the political landscape and influencer reactions in the social media sphere.

As we shift gears, we find ourselves in a heartfelt tribute to Cece, the cherished pet whose joyous spirit touched our lives. The bittersweet moment of saying goodbye is met with a celebration of Cece's impact, especially on Brandon, as we share community memories and support. Lightening the mood, we introduce a fun drinking game inspired by Andy Cohen and recount a spooky Halloween experience caught on camera. This rollercoaster of emotions keeps you entertained with a blend of sorrow and humor.

The nostalgia continues as we reminisce about iconic fast food memories, childhood antics, and gym etiquette with some playful jabs at Brandon's spending habits. From the challenges of gym hygiene to the peculiarities of social media promotion, our lively discussions cover it all. We wrap up with a trip down memory lane to the MySpace days, sharing how you can find us online and stay connected to our ongoing adventures. Join us for an episode that promises laughter, reflection, and a touch of nostalgia.

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What happens when a charming cardigan and a Taylor Swift piece face off in a durability contest? Our latest episode captures the ups and downs of transitioning to video content on platforms like YouTube and Spotify, alongside TikTok-driven fashion finds. We share the unexpected joy of a random dog visit and our latest discoveries from the TikTok shop, including a quirky chair and some vibrant eyeshadow. Amid our journey, I even took a stab at applying for a job with Half Moon. Plus, we couldn't resist the nostalgia of those adorable Ulta mini brands, even if they’re just delightful little collectibles.

Ever had a crab rangoon revelation or a minor fender-bender tale to tell? We have too, and we’re sharing all the laughs and lessons learned at a Target parking lot. Florida family vacations get a tech twist with TikTok obsessions, while poolside relaxation offers a serene counterbalance. And let’s not forget the hilarity of spooking friends through home security cameras—the kind of moments that make every day feel like an adventure.

Taylor Swift fans, we’ve got you covered with a concert experience recap that includes surprise songs, outfit changes, and even a hot tub viewing session in Florida. We dive into the thrill of anticipating her next move, comparing livestreams, and touching on the “hockey Swifty” controversy that rocked the fandom. With our love for Taylor's performances and the whirlwind of unexpected moments they bring, this episode is a celebration of our favorite stories and shared passions.

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Ever tried belting out Taylor Swift's 10-minute anthem "All Too Well" without a lyric sheet? Join us on a wild ride through our car karaoke antics, where spontaneity meets hilarity, and our fondness for mixing up seasonal tunes like "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in June. We also navigate the lively chaos of Austin City Limits, sharing our impressions of the ever-evolving cityscape and the quirks of festival life, from battling bugs to doubling up on zinc for that unavoidable festival flu.

Picture this: a music festival where I, feeling like a bit of an outsider, discovered the riveting world of Qveen Herbie, a musical revelation that connected past and present in an unexpected way. With my boyfriend Nate, a passionate musician, we explored performances from incredible female artists, both British and Irish, culminating in a Dua Lipa moment. Our journey also takes a playful turn with reality TV banter, contrasting the wholesome charm of the UK's "Love is Blind" with its more dramatic US counterpart.

As we unwrap the latest "Crumble Sydney" cookie saga and reflect on surprising life-saving moments at festivals, we also dive into the vibrant worlds of plants and social media. From the thrills of plant shopping and the changing plant market to the joys of Soup Fest in Minneapolis, there's no shortage of anecdotes and insights. Connect with us across platforms like Instagram and TikTok, and explore the world of Brandon Botanical. Whether it's music festivals or plant adventures, there's a whimsical tale awaiting your ears.

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Remember the chaos of forgetting your meds or the hilarity of dirty wine glasses at a drag brunch? We’re back and sharing every awkward, amusing, and downright bizarre moment from our lives over the past few months. Our return to the podcasting world is filled with tales of technical hurdles, a warm welcome to our new producer Heather, and well-wishes for Cece, who's facing health challenges. Plus, there's the side-splitting recount of how we finally caught COVID after four long years and what it’s like to work around humans again. Let's just say, it's been a journey!

But that's just scratching the surface. We’re diving headfirst into our reality TV obsessions, with a special nod to the outrageous antics of "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City." Whether it’s Angie’s dramatic scrolls or Mary Cosby’s blunt remarks, we’ve got opinions and laughs to share. And if you’re a plant person, brace yourself for the wild ride called "Hurricane Thriptrina" and our plant community's quirks. We chat about the joys and perils of plant care, from deciding which to save to the cathartic farewell of those we couldn't.

If pop culture and nostalgia tickle your fancy, you’ll love our spirited discussion on "Jersey Shore" and the evolution of its cast. We’re also tackling the trials of everyday life, like the saga of a tire service gone wrong and the quest for the perfect drink, complete with Brandon’s birthday popsicles. So sit back, relax, and join us for a ride through humor, chaos, and the unpredictable world of podcasting once more.

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Ever tried to fit a gigantic cabinet into a tiny car? We sure did, and the hilarity that ensued was nothing short of a sitcom episode. Our latest catch-up dives into the chaos of selling furniture amidst rain and nosey buyers, all while trying to juggle full-time work routines. And that's just the beginning of our comical escapades as we re-enter the podcasting world with tales of teamwork, unexpected challenges, and letting go of old routines.

Then we hit the concert scene with tales that will have you laughing out loud. Imagine attending a Nicki Minaj or Megan Thee Stallion concert only to witness aisle mishaps that rival the performance itself. We've got quirky tales about concert sound issues, unexpected public intoxication, and, of course, our undying love for stadium hot dogs. Plus, bumping into Phaedra Parks at a drag brunch added a fabulous touch to our celebrity encounter tales—dirty wine glasses and all!

Our conversation also veers into the vibrant worlds of reality TV, viral TikToks, and peculiar celebrity fashion choices. From critiquing the latest in entertainment trends to sharing a personal story about fast food shenanigans and amusement park rides, we cover it all. As always, we bring our signature chaotic charm to the table, ensuring that you’re entertained and maybe even a little bit enlightened as we explore the randomness that life throws our way. Welcome back to the madness!

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Buckle up Swifties! We watched The Eras Tour Movie, and we have a LOT TO SAY. Of course we're bringing the big plant energy to our hot takes. What plant do you think best represents each TS Era??

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We finally tackle the plants that got our collections to where they are... philodendrons!

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