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A story that you and your butt will never forget! Join Zack on his epic journey across the Great Windy Desert and through the Brown Forest, to reclaim his runaway butt. (Based on a true story...

Take one Shakespearan tragedy: Macbeth. Add Andy, Danny and Lisa - the JUST trio, whose madcap exploits have already delighted hundreds of thousands of readers for the last 10 years. Mix them all together to create one of the most hilarious, most dramatic, moving stories of love, Whizz Fizz, witches, murder and madness from the best-selling and funniest children's author in Australia. . Mix them all together to create one of the most hilarious, most dramatic, moving stories of love, Whizz Fizz, witches, murder and madness from the best-selling and funniest children's author in Australia.

"Mr Brainfright is a teacher at Northwest Southeast Central School. He teaches Grade Five and in his class is a student called Henry McThrottle who likes telling stories. That's me. I'm Henry McThrottle and this is my latest story. It's about an evil pencil, a runaway lion, an avalanche and falling out of windows. I hope you like it."

The Robot Riot! Test: (1.) Henry McThrottle suspects that the new girl, Roberta Flywheel, is A: a spy. B: a boy. C: a robot. (2.) Roberta writes in her diary that she is on a mission to A: kiss Henry. B: clean up the school. C: exterminate all humans. (3.) Henry and his friends get Grant Gadget to build A: a treehouse. B: a sand castle. C: a robot-fighting robot. (4.) Grant Gadget's robot-fighting robot malfunctions and A: picks flowers. B: starts telling jokes. C: goes completely out of control.

This is a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.

Watch out! Here they come: Frogs, logs, bogs, dogs, cogs and flag-waving hogs. Sheds, sleds, head-biting dogs called Fred and over-fed whales called Ned. Rat-chasing cats, cat-chasing rats and extra large super-sized baseball bats.

More rhyming mayhem and comic madness from the bestselling duo of the inspired JUST! series. Andy Griffiths' rhyming text will entice and engage the most reluctant child to read while laughing all the way. The rhymes are hilariously counterpointed by Terry Denton's delightfully wonky illustrations. A side-splitting companion to the award-winning and Children's Book Council shortlisted title The Cat on the Mat is Flat.

Is this the right book for you? Take the DOOMED TEST to find out. 1. Have you ever broken a mirror, walked under a ladder or opened an umbrella inside? 2. Do you often find yourself feeling that everything is about to go horribly, terribly and utterly wrong? 3. Have you ever lost or destroyed a valuable item that didn’t belong to you? 4. Have you just accidentally enraged a very large and bad-tempered bully? 5. Are you 120 years old or over? SCORE: One point for each YES answer. 3-5 – You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book. 1-2 – You are fairly DOOMED!

Take the disgusting quiz and find out if this is the right audiobook for you!

Do you do any or all of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps, or wee in swimming pools? Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row? Do you wish you knew the most disgusting thing in the world? Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth watering treat? Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs, and mysterious brown blobs?

Where did Bogasauruses live? How many cheeks did a Tricerabutt have? Find the answers to these and many other questions in this guide to prehistoric bumosaur life. Covering Pre-crappian time through to the post Crapaceous period, this essential reference will thrill, amaze and inform the whole family. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks: 'What bumosaur is that?"

Alt er godt i træhulen - lige indtil en Hollywood-instruktør dukker op og vil lave en film om dem. Umiddelbart en fed idé, men problemerne begynder at vælte ind, da instruktøren ikke synes, at Andy egner sig til at spille Andy, og i stedet hyrer en abe til rollen. De to drenges venskab bliver sat på en alvorligt prøve og det hjælper ikke, at der begynder at luske forklædte køer rundt på filmsettet.

Andy og Terry bor i verdens sejeste træhule! Drengene har bygget endnu 13 etager på deres vilde træhule, så den nu også indeholder verdens kraftigste hvirvelstrøm og en kæmpestor mystisk knap, som måske/måske ikke får jorden til at sprænge i luften, når man trykker på den! Træhulen er med andre ord ikke et sted for småbørn, så da Andy og Terry bliver bedt om at passe hr. Kæmpenæses lidt for nysgerrige børnebørn, går det ret hurtigt galt.

Andy og Terry bor i verdens sejeste træhule! Træhulen har nu fået svimlende 65 etager. Heldigvis får de to venner en genial idé: Hvis de rejser 6,5 år tilbage i deres nye tidsmaskine, kan de nå at skaffe tilladelsen. Men noget er galt med knapperne i maskinen - og pludselig befinder de sig 650 millioner år tilbage i tiden.

Andy og Terry bor i verdens sejeste træhule! Og tro det eller lad være – de har udvidet med 13 nye etager. Denne gang har de blandt andet anskaffet sig en flok Ninjasnegle, et rum, hvor man kan jonglere med motorsave, deres eget pizzeria og alt det nyeste højteknologiske detektivudstyr. Og det er heldig, for de har et KÆMPE mysterium at opklare. Hvor er hr. Kæmpenæse!?

Andy og Terry bor i verdens sejeste træhule! De har bygget lidt videre på den, og nu har deres træhule: En skaterrampe med en krokodillegrav-forhindring! En mudderbrydningsarena! Og De Fortabtes Labyrint - der er så kompliceret, at ingen, der gået ind, nogensinde er kommet ud igen! Indtil nu ... I en træhule med 26 etager kan HVAD SOM HELST SKE!

Andy og Terry bor i en træhule. Men ikke hvilken som helst træhule – det er verdens vildeste træhule! Den har 13 etager, pool, akvarium, et underjordisk laboratorium og en maskine, der automatisk skyder skumfiduser i munden på én, når man er sulten. Livet ville næsten være perfekt for Andy og Terry, hvis det ikke var fordi, de to drenges liv også er fyldt med flyvende katte, kæmpebavianer, moster-store gorillaer og farlige bøvse-tyggegummibobler, der hele tiden forstyrrer. For i en træhule med 13 etager kan HVAD SOM HELST SKE! Første bog i serien om Andy og Terry.

Dive into a laugh-out-loud adventure with You and Me and the Peanut-Butter Beast - the second book in the action packed, hilarious, highly-illustrated You and Me series. From the author behind the multi-million bestselling Treehouse series, Andy Griffiths, this book puts YOU the reader right...

Adventures Unlimited: The Land of Lost Things is the first book in the fun and exciting adventure series from the author behind the multi-million bestselling Treehouse series, Andy Griffiths. Hey, you — yes, YOU! Remember when we went to the Land of Lost Things to look for my lost lucky...