Bill Schmalfeldt

THE BOTHERING OF CTHULHUAn Eldritch LampoonTHE STARS ARE RIGHT. CTHULHU IS NOT IN THE MOOD.For countless eons, the Great Old One has slumbered beneath the Pacific Ocean, dreaming unspeakable dreams of cosmic destruction, universal madness, and unusually affectionate female demon manatees...

THE DEAD ARENT TALKING. BUT THEY MAY BE BREATHING UNDERWATER.Max Payload is back, and this time the insurance business has gone completely off the deep end.After surviving a previous investigation in Dunwich, Max figures hes earned a quiet assignment, a decent bottle of rye, and reimbursement...

Megan Hamilton has a perfectly ordinary life.She works at a bookstore in Myrtle Beach, has a small circle of friends, and shares her apartment with Monty—a friendly black cat with three white hairs on his chest, an appetite for trouble, and absolutely no respect for personal property.Then one...