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Publisher's Summary

Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks - hard.  

But I’m not a weenie or a welsher. I’m a semi-materialistic, Prada lovin’ Vampyre-Demon with a bad attitude and a serious lack of cheating skills. If I were a good cheater, I wouldn’t be in this heinous position. I lost, and now I have to pay. 

However, the price might deplete the wavering amount of sanity I have left...so I’m turning to you, dear diary, to pour out my inappropriate feelings and murderous inclinations toward a family member who shall remain nameless. Who in the hell am I kidding? I’m gonna name that butthole over and over on these secret pages. It’s Satan or Lucifer or the Lord of Darkness or the Dark Angel - or, as I like to call him, Uncle F--ker.   

That’s why I have chosen you, dear diary. You don’t have a mouth, as far as I know, and if you do, I’ll remove it - violently. Please keep that in mind as I tell you all my secrets. I’ve dealt with talking books and walls, and they’re a real pain in the ass. So if you turn out to be one of those, we’ll have a problem.  

Sit back. Relax, and get ready for a hellish ride.  

xoxo, Astrid    

Note from author: Dear lover of Lucifer, Astrid and all things Hot Damned aka fabulous reader, it’s me, Robyn Peterman - the insane creator of the Hot Damned series - with a little message for you. This is a Hot Damned extra! It’s short. It’s snarky, fun, and it’s short. If you haven’t litsened to Fashionably Flawed, audiobook nine, you will not understand this, and it has spoilers in it that will mess up your enjoyment of Fashionably Flawed

If you haven’t listened to any of the Hot Damned series, this will make no sense to you whatsoever. LOL. So, there you go. This is just a little ditty that I couldn’t get out of my head and thought the true fans of the Hot Damned series would enjoy. Astrid and Satan are two of my favorite characters, and I could write about them forever. Enjoy Astrid’s dairy of her month with Satan while writing his autobiography/romance. God knows I certainly did. LOL.

xoxo, Robyn

©2017 Robyn Peterman (P)2018 Audible, Inc.

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  • Ellen Chambers
  • 26-09-21

hilarious

Loved the short short story. didn't see it until I was listening to book 11 so I went back. So good!!

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  • Danielle Miller
  • 21-08-21

Fun

This was really fun but definitely do not read it unless you have read fabulously flawed because it is so many spoilers it’s ridiculous

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  • Trudy
  • 22-07-21

Bizarre and wonderfully strange!

Bizarre and wonderfully strange!

I absolutely do not care that this is basically a short bonus it is the most hilarious, amazing, bonus ever. I loved it so much! I adore Astrid and her crazy and this focuses on nothing else, well her and Uncle Devil. Since these are diary entries we really get to delve deep in to the mind of my favorite immortal and it rocks!

Now please excuse me as I go listen to it again because yes, it is that great!

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  • Hugsbie
  • 21-10-20

A 15 minute book

This book is nearly word for word repetition of the last book except for the last fifteen minutes. Don't know why it was even written.

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  • Amanda
  • 25-07-20

Wow

Very short but I laughed my butt off!!! Totally worth it if read/listened to the series if not you will probably be very confused and possibly concerned. I loved it!

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  • Michelle
  • 28-06-20

Love it!

This was an adorable short and it filled in some fun blanks! Loved all of it, especially the ending!

The narration was excellent, clear and easy to understand at all times!

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  • 🌟MollyAnn🌟
  • 13-03-20

perfect little bit

a wonderful little onsite to astrid's POV of writing Lucifer's book. freakin funny!! 100% reccomend

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  • D V
  • 06-01-20

Cute short

While the author makes a disclaimer in the beginning saying some may not understand if they haven’t read the other books, I think anyone would actually find this funny even without a back story.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 04-12-19

My favorite Robin Peterman so far!!!

I have read almost all of Robin Peterman's published books and this one has to be one of my favorites. It is short and it has a single storyline but it is hysterical and the ending will grab you. The person reading this book is wonderful and brings life to all three of the major characters in this story.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 11-07-19

Really great book

I thought this one was funny and cute definitely want to read this book again for sure I am fan of these books