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A Very Titanic Christmas
A Christmas Cruise Comedy for the Whole Family
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A Very Titanic Christmas
Narrated by:
AI Voice Zuri
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Narrated by:
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AI Voice Zuri
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Written by:
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Kelvin Ashbrooke
This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
About this listen
A Christmas cruise in your headphones. A storm that’s all too real. And one ten-year-old who read the whole program.
When seventy-nine-year-old Nana Dot sells her house to buy the entire family an all-inclusive, Titanic-themed Christmas cruise, nobody dares say no. Her rule is simple: skip an event, complain about the buffet, or leave early, and you’re revised right out of the will.
So Aunt Cecily competes for the favorite-child title, Uncle Raff pitches business schemes, Dad sighs in three distinct sizes, and sixteen-year-old Tessa searches for a cell signal.
Only ten-year-old Milo is paying attention. Counting down to the staged midnight iceberg spectacle on Christmas Eve, he notices what the grown-ups miss: the crew smiling too hard, the ship lights flickering on schedule, and a worried chief engineer nobody listens to.
When an unexpected winter storm turns all too real, this eccentric family must decide what they’re willing to do for each other.
A Very Titanic Christmas is a laugh-out-loud, heartwarming holiday audio adventure about stubborn grown-ups, a delightfully honest kid, and the one iceberg that was never in the water: a family that stopped talking.
Inside this audiobook edition, you’ll enjoy:
🚢 A Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Comedy: Sharp wit, chaotic family dynamics, and a moving emotional heart.
🎧 The Ultimate Family Listen: Perfect for holiday car rides, baking, or gathering around the tree.
⏱️ 14 Fast-Paced Audio Chapters: Over 3 hours of immersive storytelling.
🎄 Clean & Family-Friendly: Wholesome fun for listeners ages 10 to 100.
🎁 A Festive Audio Gift: Ideal for grandparents, parents, and anyone who has survived a holiday gathering.
Grab your headphones, press play, and start the countdown!
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