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  • Written by: Nick Viall
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  • Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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Publisher's Summary

From celebrity heartthrob, esteemed host of The Viall Files podcast, and adored member of Bachelor Nation Nick Viall comes Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday—a no-holds-barred dating advice audiobook.

With his trademark charm, relationship expertise, and exclusive sex and love Q&A series, Nick guides listeners through topics of love, lust, dating, and heartbreak. Nothing is off limits as he delves into situationships, how to identify a player, and defining healthy love vs. toxic love. Trying to figure out if friends with benefits is worth it? Unsure if they’re really into you? Is the person you’re seeing a walking red flag? Can you come back from being cheated on? Viall is here with all the answers and more.

Filled with stories and one-liners you’ll be texting your friends, Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday is an honest, entertaining, and heartfelt relationship handbook that actually answers the question, “What does it mean when they say … ?”

©2022 by Nick Viall / Published in 2022 by Abrams Image, an imprint of ABRAMS, New York. All rights reserved (P)2022 by Blackstone Publishing

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YES NICK 🙌

As a long time fan of "The Viall Files", Nick's podcast, I fully trust in Nick and his adviceI love the way he's able to learn from all of his own experiences and is able to share with us in the way that is useful and completely makes sense. Congrats Nick! You should be proud. Always happy to support you 🤍🤗

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  • Martyna Nowacka
  • 08-02-23

Fun, truthful, easy to listen to

Great listen, some hard truths we all need sometimes. I’m a widow and not intending to date but still enjoyed listening to it as dating these days blows my mind and also it made me reflect on my relationship with my husband. Even if he’s not here it made me want to be a better wife to him.

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  • Blueyedgirl78
  • 07-02-23

So relevant. Great advise

Nick really has a way of giving relationship advise so it makes sense and is practical to use in real life situations. Everything he talks about in this book I can apply to my current situations. He provides logical and sound dating advise! I highly recommend this book. It will be one I will re-read and reference for future dating advise.

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  • Kimberly Patella
  • 05-01-23

Fantastic read!

Book was so focused and frank. I really appreciate the content and Nick Viall’s perspective,

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  • Anthony S.
  • 03-01-23

Easy, great read

Nick Viall never disappoints with his advice! A very easy listen/read. Would highly recommend!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 24-12-22

This book called me out in a good way

This BOOK is EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER NEEDED TO HEAR!! So many hot takes. So many things you kind of know in your gut but haven't had anyone SAY to you. Not only that, I have read a lot of dating advice books. This is not the same. This is a book about YOUR dating perspective. Not HOW to get a guy or advice on being more "dateable". So worth a read. The audio version is so well done and is not read in a "textbook" voice. Kept my interest and I binge listened in 2 days! Recommending to allll of my friends!

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  • Bill J
  • 23-12-22

For singles with heartache

I went to the comedy section of Audio books. This is definitely not comedy.
The biggest thing I got from this book is being thankful for my 30 year marriage.

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  • Amy E
  • 20-12-22

Sooo good.

This is by far the best book that I’ve come across in regards to dating, love, sex, relationships, all of it. Nick doesn’t sugarcoat anything, just shoots it straight, which is what we all need.

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  • nick j
  • 18-12-22

So good I listened 2x back 2 back

Good book and it’s rare I listen to something a 2nd time right away.
Definitely a good read for anyone who’s dated and broken up

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  • Natalie Thomsen
  • 12-12-22

Amazing Book

I definitely needed to read this book and assess my own life choices. It was well written and well read! I would highly recommend.

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  • Caligirl
  • 11-12-22

Pure gold

I was surprised at how spot on simple and amazing this book is, I love his advice always but this book nail on the head perfect descriptions, easy to listen to, and great examples, which is what everybody needs, you can give advice, but if there’s no examples, you can’t put the advice in motion. I’m not sure if maybe it was also a man’s voice that makes you listen and trust the advice more. I’ve said most of these things in my own head to myself, but they weren’t as impactful

Listen to this!!’

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  • T. Conradie
  • 16-12-22

The advice you need to hear but don’t always get

Found Nick on TikTok and always resonated with his honest advice, which led me to buy this book, him narrating it made it that much more real and effective. He says it how it is, just what you need to hear to make the decision you know is the right one. If you have doubts about dating, a relationship or how to progress one and you need that no BS advice that you are afraid you won’t get from friends or family…get this book!

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  • Fiona
  • 30-11-22

Just Great

have listened a few times now and get something new out of it each time.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 28-10-22

Great listen!

Thank you Nick, great advice, experiences and helpful tips in the world of doing online dating after a long term relationship.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 20-10-22

Will be listening again and again

Candid and transparent, Nick writes in a conversational and easy to understand way. This book is the perfect reminder for anyone feeling lost or looking for answers. Things just make sense after hearing his words. Thank you Nick 🙏🏼