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Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

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  • Season 2 Episode 5- Flavor Fresh
    Jul 14 2026

    Fresh original comedy- with an airtight seal!

    Featuring: Funeral Planning… The Bureaucrat… Bellevue Beach PD… The Night Podiatrist… Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows

    …and More!

    “Funeral Planning” written by Erik Deckers

    Voices:
    Annette: Toni Deckers
    Ellie: Shelby Mae Randle
    Jack: Erik Deckers

    “The Bureaucrat: Mistress Nightshade Returns” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
    Barbie: Shelby Mae Randle
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell
    Kelly: Rachael Tillman
    Bea: Toni Deckers

    “Bellevue Beach PD: The Sexy Shoplifter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    Sara: Rachael Tillman
    Ray: Larry Calabretta
    Charlotte: Jennifer Kalison
    Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell
    Chief Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman

    “The Night Podiatrist: Peggy” written by Jennifer Kalison

    Voices:
    Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
    Margaret “Peggy” Norwood: Janell Christina

    “Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows” written by Erik Deckers

    Voices:
    Claire Townsend: Sarah Zavala
    Bob Charles: Chuck Blair
    Announcer #1: Lillian McGuinness
    Announcer #2: Suleiman Tarrer

    Sound Design by Doug McDowell
    Directed by Doug McDowell


    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

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    29 mins
  • Season 2 Episode 4- If It Was There, You Would Eat It
    Jun 19 2026

    Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever!

    Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition…

    …and More!

    “Little Real Estate” written by Andrew Robinson

    Voices:
    Mary: Sarah Zavala
    Drew: Suleiman Tarrer
    Scarlett: Lillian McGuinness

    “The Bureaucrat: The New Chief” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
    Old Man: Larry Calabretta
    Arguing Ladies: Toni Deckers/Jennifer Kalison
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell
    Kelly: Rachael Tillman
    Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman

    “Dirty Birds” written by Erik Deckers

    Voices:
    Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
    Tyler: Giovan Santiago
    Dylan: Suleiman Tarrer
    Paige: Rachael Tillman
    Megan: Sarah Zavala

    “Bellevue Beach PD” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    911 Dispatch: Rachael Tillman
    Tourist: Lillian McGuinness
    Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell

    “That’s Florida For You!- Sports Edition” written by Erik Deckers

    Voices:
    Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
    Jimmy: Erik Deckers
    Vicki: Jennifer Kalison
    Summer: Toni Deckers

    Sound Design by Doug McDowell
    Directed by Doug McDowell


    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

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    28 mins
  • BONUS: Harmony Returns Again!
    May 31 2026

    Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?

    Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.

    New episodes are on the way....

    written by Violet Nemazie

    Voices:

    Harmony: Violet Nemazie

    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

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    4 mins
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