Fresh original comedy- with an airtight seal!

Featuring: Funeral Planning… The Bureaucrat… Bellevue Beach PD… The Night Podiatrist… Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows

…and More!

“Funeral Planning” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Annette: Toni Deckers
Ellie: Shelby Mae Randle
Jack: Erik Deckers

“The Bureaucrat: Mistress Nightshade Returns” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Barbie: Shelby Mae Randle
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Bea: Toni Deckers

“Bellevue Beach PD: The Sexy Shoplifter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Sara: Rachael Tillman
Ray: Larry Calabretta
Charlotte: Jennifer Kalison
Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell
Chief Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman

“The Night Podiatrist: Peggy” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Margaret “Peggy” Norwood: Janell Christina

“Love and Politics Make Strange Bedfellows” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Claire Townsend: Sarah Zavala
Bob Charles: Chuck Blair
Announcer #1: Lillian McGuinness
Announcer #2: Suleiman Tarrer

Sound Design by Doug McDowell
Directed by Doug McDowell

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Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever!

Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition…

…and More!

“Little Real Estate” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Mary: Sarah Zavala
Drew: Suleiman Tarrer
Scarlett: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The New Chief” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Old Man: Larry Calabretta
Arguing Ladies: Toni Deckers/Jennifer Kalison
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman

“Dirty Birds” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Tyler: Giovan Santiago
Dylan: Suleiman Tarrer
Paige: Rachael Tillman
Megan: Sarah Zavala

“Bellevue Beach PD” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
911 Dispatch: Rachael Tillman
Tourist: Lillian McGuinness
Barney Linden: Jeffrey S. Herman
Hank “The Hammer” Hayes: Doug McDowell

“That’s Florida For You!- Sports Edition” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jimmy: Erik Deckers
Vicki: Jennifer Kalison
Summer: Toni Deckers

Sound Design by Doug McDowell
Directed by Doug McDowell

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Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony?

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

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Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox.

Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre.

New episodes are on the way....

written by Violet Nemazie

Voices:

Harmony: Violet Nemazie

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Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings!

Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads…
and More!

“Disney Princesses” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Anna: Sarah Zavala
Elsa: Lillian McGuinness

“The Bureaucrat: The Lawyer” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
James Ross: Suleiman Tarrer
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Maya Mistry: Violet Nemazie

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #3” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Alister LeBeau: Jeffrey S. Herman
Shane: Jaxon Powers

“Murder She Wrought” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
J.F.: Jennifer Kalison
Scarlett Collins: Sarah Zavala
The Devil: Jeffrey S. Herman

“Those Meddling Kids” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Sgt. Hanna: Larry Calabretta
Det. Barbera: Ysela Williams
Velma: Rachael Tillman
Fred: Suleiman Tarrer
Daphne: Lillian McGuinness

CMT Ads written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:

#1 "Truly Mellow CBD"
Kevin: Jaxon Powers

#2 "Famefest"
Rex Mallory: Michael Lamberti

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Sound Effects:

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Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more!

Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads…

and More!

“Shopping Trip” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Husband: Doug McDowell
Wife: Rachael Tillman


“Dee & Jay” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Dee: Kimberly DiPersia
Jay: Clinton Hughes

“The New Product Line” written by Andrew Robinson

Voices:
Herman (CEO): Erik Deckers
Lily: Lillian McGuinness
Frank: Tony Taylor
John: Doug McDowell

Special chewing foley effects by Erik Deckers

“Restaurant Ads” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:

# 1 Fuggetaboutits
Tony: Tony Taylor
Pauly: Doug McDowell

#2 Pussy & Pup
Becky: Jennifer Kalison

#3 Paddy McCrackens
Mike: Tony Taylor
Tom: Erik Deckers

Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

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Season two is here! We can’t believe it either.

Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…

and More!

“Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman
Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers
Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison
Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell
Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams


“The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo)

Voices:
Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison
Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Kelly: Rachael Tillman
Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes
Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe

“CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers

Voices:
Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell
The Nipple: Clinton Hughes
Red Menace: Erik Deckers
Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala
Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman
Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer

“Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman
Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia
Shane: Clinton Hughes

“Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman

Voices:
Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie
Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman
Claire: Paige Weisheimer
Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer
Zoe: Lillian McGuiness


Directed by Doug McDowell
Sound design by Doug McDowell

Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers

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Happy New Year!

Season 2 is on it's way. Stay tuned...

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