Episodes

  • Open Carry Restaurant

    Open Carry Restaurant
    Jul 7 2026

    June 29 - July 5, 2026: Black and white cookies, double ham, bad grandpa combo
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • I'm Having A Bratwurst Summer

    I'm Having A Bratwurst Summer
    Jun 30 2026

    June 22 - 28, 2026: Rum ham, recipes to pour Karo syrup over, an oyster trail that ends at a hospital
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Housefire-Flavored Egg Salad

    Housefire-Flavored Egg Salad
    Jun 23 2026

    June 15 - 21, 2026: Cherry plums, mocha malt tiramisu, adjika cream cheese
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Stop Making Dot Cakes

    Stop Making Dot Cakes
    Jun 16 2026

    June 8 - 14, 2026: Microwaved chips and cheese, three pasta salads, shrimp three meals in a row

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Getting Blasted Off Tiramisu

    Getting Blasted Off Tiramisu
    Jun 9 2026

    June 1 - 7, 2026: A turkey sandwich, tagliardi, a bowl of vodka sauce
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Dining Alone in Philadelphia

    Dining Alone in Philadelphia
    Jun 2 2026

    May 18 - 31, 2026: Berger cookies, zoodles, private equity babka
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Cool Whip Culture

    Cool Whip Culture
    May 26 2026

    Puzzling and frankly concerning recipes from a 1998 spiral-bound cookbook, including "Spaghetti Salad" and "Enough Punch to Serve 100 People"; plus 10 unfortunate recipes that I found in the Epstein files (sorry)
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    55 mins
  • There Are Dehyrated Juggalos in My Backyard

    There Are Dehyrated Juggalos in My Backyard
    May 19 2026

    May 11 - 17, 2026: Office donuts, buttermilk pancakes, two slices of white bread and a pile of ice cream on a dinner plate after already eating dinner and dessert
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    1 hr and 21 mins