Episodes

  • Ep 1: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… LAPLAND

    Ep 1: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… LAPLAND
    Aug 13 2026
    Armed with bin bags, Custard Creams and an analogue watch, Guz and Kiell must survive the frozen wilds of Lapland. With survival expert Megan Hine explaining hypothermia-proofing, the benefits of sleeping in a snow grave, and the truth behind that bear rhyme, can the boys escape before a deadly snowstorm buries them for good?
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    44 mins
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  • Ep 2: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE LOUISIANAN SWAMPLANDS

    Ep 2: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE LOUISIANAN SWAMPLANDS

     An Audible Original
    Aug 13 2026
    Guz and Kiell find themselves shin-deep in the disease-laden Louisiana swamplands, with 20 miles of unforgiving swamp between them and salvation. But can they protect various body parts from infection whilst battling swamp gas, gators, ticks, and a family of wild boar that sends Guz into an existential crisis?
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    44 mins
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  • Ep 3: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… BOTSWANA

    Ep 3: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… BOTSWANA
    Aug 13 2026
    Deadly hippos, killer bees, and camp sleeping etiquette take centre stage as Guz and Kiell battle to survive Botswana’s Okavango Delta. Armed with little more than a roll of foil and some dangerously misplaced confidence, the boys make startling discoveries about bananas, dolphin love, and the startling origins of anthrax.
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    42 mins
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  • Ep 4: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… PAKISTAN

    Ep 4: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… PAKISTAN
    Aug 13 2026
    The boys land themselves a whip as they find themselves on Pakistan’s Karakoram Highway - one of the highest and most dangerous roads on Earth. Along the way they must consider the survivalist qualities of eggs, bellybuttons, and improvised R’n’B. But will Guz’s knowledge of local folklore help them, or leave everyone even more terrified?
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    45 mins
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  • Ep 5: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… VANUATU

    Ep 5: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… VANUATU
    Aug 13 2026
    Massive crabs, sperm whales and volcanic eruptions send Guz and Kiell’s tropical getaway spectacularly off course when the boys wash up in Tanna, an island in Vanuatu. Can “Agadoo” stave off dehydration? Will a pine tree save Kiell’s foot? And is it true what they say about how to treat a jellyfish sting…?
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    41 mins
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  • Ep 6: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK

    Ep 6: GUZ AND KIELL WILL NOT SURVIVE… THE AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK
    Aug 13 2026
    Finally, the boys must face the Australian Outback. Barking spiders, deadly snakes, and deeply troubling egg-laying mammals must be reckoned with, lest the Outback finishes them off. Will squaring up to a kangaroo become their greatest ever story, or will it end exactly how squaring up to a kangaroo obviously ends?
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    45 mins
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