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I Never Liked You

I Never Liked You

Written by: Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.015391
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  • 142. What Scary Characters Can Say F*****

    142. What Scary Characters Can Say F*****
    Oct 15 2026
    Today we talk about what scary characters can say ***** and which can’t. ENJOY! Be your own boss. No dress code, no commute, no Steve from accounting. Free trial at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Can you believe it's already spooky season? (I can't) 2:03 What Scary Characters can say ******? 2:17 Kelly Rowland saying it 3:09 Michael Myers 4:24 Freddy Krueger 4:50 Jason 5:09 Leatherface 5:54 Ghostface 7:05 Pinhead 7:31 Chucky 8:00 Pennywise 8:51 Samara Morgan 9:22 Jigsaw 9:54 Candyman 10:25 Annabelle 10:48 The Nun 11:18 Norman Bates 11:42 Regan MacNeil 12:09 Carrie 14:06 Jack Skellington 14:20 Sally 14:46 The Sanderson Sisters 15:27 Max Dennison 16:30 Casper 16:44 Beetlejuice 17:00 Lydia Deetz 17:12 Linus 17:54 Boo 18:23 Sulley 18:46 Wednesday Adams 18:51 Gomez Adams 19:00 Morticia Adams 19:03 Uncle Fester 19:05 Lurch 19:21 Elvira 19:41 The Ghostbusters 19:58 Slimer 20:05 The Blair Witch 20:15 The Babadook 20:21 Charlie Graham 20:50 The Wicked Witch of the West 21:03 Elphaba 22:06 Sabrina Spellman 22:18 Salem (Sabrina The Teenage Witch) 22:30 The Craft Nancy Downs 22:47 Dracula 23:03 Nosferatu 23:56 Twilight 24:28 Frankenstein 24:39 Scooby Doo 25:37 Shaggy (Scooby Doo) 25:39 Velma (Scooby Doo) 25:41 Daphne (Scooby Doo) 26:28 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 27:16 Charmed 27:41 The Scary Movie Franchise 28:10 Nick Scary Movie Clip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    30 mins
  • 141. Who Is The Greatest Singer Of All Time?

    141. Who Is The Greatest Singer Of All Time?
    Oct 8 2026
    We battle it out on todays epiosde and find out who is the greatest female singer of all time. We hope you enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Who is the greatest female singer of all time? 0:50 Disclaimer! Not everyone can be included 1:18 They have to agree on each answer 1:49 Celine Dion vs Ella Fitzgerald 5:37 Barbra Streisand vs Beyoncé 9:32 Dolly Parton vs Minnie Riperton 11:37 Mariah Carey vs Brandy 13:37 Jennifer Hudson vs Sarah Vaughan 15:17 Ariana Grande vs Tina Turner 18:49 Whitney Houston vs Jessie J 20:01 Maria Callas vs Cynthia Erivo 27:17 Judy Garland vs Lady Gaga 28:08 Karen Carpenter vs Lillias White 29:54 Adele vs Diana Ross 30:38 Etta James vs Christina Aguilera 32:15 Toni Braxton vs Donna Summer 33:48 Faith Hill vs Chaka Khan 34:59 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand 37:48 Minnie Riperton vs Mariah Carey 38:12 Aretha Franklin vs Sarah Vaughan 38:24 Ariana Grande vs Patti LaBelle 38:45 Whitney Houston vs Maria Callas 38:54 Judy Garland vs Lillias White 39:17 Adele vs Etta James 39:54 Donna Summer vs Chaka Khan 40:16 Ella Fitzgerald vs Barbra Streisand Again 42:25 Aretha Franklin vs Patti LaBelle 44:01 Whitney Houston vs Judy Garland 45:10 Etta James vs Donna Summer 45:33 Mariah Carey vs Aretha Franklin 51:29 Whitney Houston vs Donna Summer 51:35 THE FINALS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • 140. Jesse Tyler Ferguson

    140. Jesse Tyler Ferguson
    Oct 1 2026
    On todays episode we talk to the amazing Jesse Tyler Ferguson. We talk about his favorite modern family moment, his first break in The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, having adele over for dinner and, so much more! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to https://www.rula.com to find a therapist the easy way. #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🔗Follow our Podcast Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ineverlikedyoupod 🎟️Nick’s Chicago Show Tickets! 7pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/56064109/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago 915pm show: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/83934669/hear-me-out-with-nick-smith-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago?partner_id=100 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:20 Jesse's beautiful home 0:32 Going to the cock 2:38 Nick's blouse 3:25 Dressed 2 Impress 4:51 Legos 6:52 Broadway days 7:57 Getting pulled from Broadway to do TV 10:25 Which of us could pass for straight 11:15 What role could Nick do on Broadway? 12:58 Who would you want to play in Oh, Mary 14:11 Dina Martina 15:02 Favorite musical of all time? 15:24 Meeting Dina Martina 16:10 Miss Coco Peru 16:36 Tableside food 17:31 Do you like the Olive Garden? 18:19 Favorite restaurant in NY? 20:01 What's it like being on Architectural Digest? 23:46 First time moving to NY 25:34 Madeline Kahn 27:33 Getting Putnam County Spelling Bee 29:10 Going to the White Room on stage 37:11 I can't dance 38:53 Do you like TV or theatre better? 40:37 Modern Family 44:07 Being on a long running show 46:37 Favorite celebrity cameo on Modern Family 48:25 Nick's first bowtie 49:48 Rapid fire questions 51:33 Favorite role in theatre? 51:43 Dream role? 52:27 If you were in Wicked, who would you play? 55:35 LA or NYC? 55:49 Besides NY or LA, where would you live? 56:35 Favorite moment from Modern Family? 58:44 Modern Family reunion 59:41 What TV show role would you want to be in? 1:00:50 Favorite Golden Girls quote? 1:02:47 Most starstruck you've ever been? 1:03:01 Meeting Adele 1:04:26 Having Adele over for dinner 1:07:22 Nick's Scary Movie clip, Nightmare on Elm Street Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 12 mins
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