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Welcome to the podcast loser, nice dick asshole, you're pathetic, ooo yeah you like that don't you, get on your knees, GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, yeah that's it you're like a dog huh? Good boy, good listener.

Listen up we got a new episode you human sacks of meat flesh. Sorry I don't know why this one is so weird. Doc is here with us, very good friend of the show so be nice to him. We're going to let him smack your ass a few times but he is not in charge WE ARE IN CHARGE. *puts gentle pressure on the listeners balls and then pulls them apart until it's almost a problem*

We got DOC on the pod you little worm, That's right it's the Dog with a Big Dick himself. We take a look a Rachel Dratch's look for the VMA's. We take a look at some hats that Deer cannot see. McClaren changes their word and letters to look different, it sucks. Oh and also they showed the aliens the hieroglyphics, so you know what that means. Also Terp is here. Terp demands you leave your thick girlfriend or mom and start grinding.

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Oh god I have terrible news. No, it's not that there's a new episode of your favorite podcast about ads. Why would you day that? Do you not like us? Anyway onto the bad news. No Promo would like to formally apologize to this blond guy for missing World Clap Day. We fucked up. Plain and simple. And we will be sat for the next attempt, and we will unite the world in clapping. Hands across America meet claps across the whole damn globe.

Today on the podcast we talked about a bunch of shit. Some of the dumbass topics we covered include: Himalayan salt giant theory (true, 100% proven), all natural gum and Big Gums' attempts to silence its creator, and the Paul Brothers' visit to the Department of War. Should've maybe been called the Department of Sore cause those guys must lift like crazy. I'd be sore from that for sure. It's a fun one. I promise you will like it. Please listen and tell your friends.

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Let's get it started party people. What what! Yes that's right it's time for No Promo, the only podcast about ads and sponsored posts. We are bringing you some of the best stuff ever of all time. Don't believe me? Ask your neighbor. They're already listening and ingesting hours of our content weekly. The Nate and Dean ecosystem is a household name, with No Promo being our loss leader. Think of our podcast as the soda fountain drinks. We aren't making money off of this but it's important that you have it because we're nice. Say thank you to me.

Anyway this week on the pod were joined by Twitch's very own Mike Myzak for an exploration of the memorial fireworks industry, among other things. What other things? I forgot. I'm busy. Leave me alone. Watch the damn shit. Oh Yeah there's Missile's and Fetterman Jeans.

Find Mike on all his socials here: https://linktr.ee/mikemyzak

Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms.

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• NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.
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Produced by McCrae Olson