Lo, and we shall worship at the altar of Guy. First off, the Guy-bunal will cycle through what's Making memories for them including: some patchy recollection about jerseys (03:04); three frozen nuggets about some ice and snow sports (08:53); a choking hazard (13:30); and our Cups running over with European soccer (16:25).

Then, it's time for Diaz to take everyone to church as he pleads his case for a court in this week's Guy Who Is Actually A Place. (26:49)

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from the NBA on TNT

There's Guy in them thar hills. The Guy-bunal gathers for the first time in this new year but Memories are already being Made about: the heretophore phorsaken phandom oph Diaz's (04:08); an unfinished construction proj- (07:38); and finding fault in a disgraceful tennis match (12:38).

Then it's time for this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place: a city that saw a boom in its prospects with green and gold only to go bust when the fortunes ran out. (17:03)

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Celebrate yet another year in Guy-dom with awards like Best Coach Of An NCAA Playoff Team To Leave For An SEC Job, Best Drought Ended, the Luke Scott We Wish We Knew Less About You Award, Most 40-year-old Quarterback, Best Player Involved In Litigation That Is Tangentially Related To Them, and the main event - the Guy of the Year.

Thanks for joining us for yet another year - we hope you remain along for the ride!

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from Queen/EMI and Dan Deacon courtesy of Major League Baseball

This must be the place to hear another episode of RTG? featuring a bevy of Memories being Made, including: a high-impact player (03:27); NASCAT being forced to change lanes (04:23); some AF-Con men (08:56); gearing up for a cycling rivalry (14:40); and a victory lap for some football playing birds (21:11).

Then, it's time for this week's Guy That Is Actually A Place, the Boleyn to have Ham-med it up more than anyone since the 16th century (26:20).

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from the University of Delaware and Sky Cinema

You can't stop the beat, and the Guy-bunal can't stop the world from Making Memories for them, as this time they tackle: the tragic end of Georgetown soccer (03:25); some other college footy tournament talk (07:56); a plethora of failed fighter Jet pilots (14:57); and a shameful lack of pride from some soccer teams (18:14).

After all that, the Boilermaker Special isn't just a train locomotive that serves as the official mascot of Purdue University - it's also an appropriate description of Diaz's nominee this week for Guys That Are Actually Places (22:11).

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It's a new season and a new category coming up right after Memories being Made about: The Worst Person You Know Making A Great Financial Donation (03:26); some other notable finance news in women's soccer (04:50); even more financial news about the second most important auto-racing of the week (07:40); your regularly scheduled weekly Georgetown Soccer Update (14:24); and a brand new game, "Key & Peele Or Real?" (17:02)

Then it's time to meet the first nominee of Season 15 and our first Guy That Is Actually A Place - a defunct Harlem Renaissance masterpiece (21:42).

Special thanks to Luke Knox and his 2025 Bluesky CFB All-Name Team

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from Major League Baseball

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And the least shall be the first in this week's episode of RTG? First on the docket is a slate of Memories being Made that include: all the ways our (World) Cup runneth over (02:01); some November Nonsense in DC (08:47); and some Magic Sounds (17:44).

Then, it's time for the focus of this week: the Least Valuable Player awards (22:50), a.k.a. James shares a news massive spreadsheet that they made after no one asked for it.

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from Magic Johnson and Cigna Healthcare