Episodes

  • E044 – BEEP BOOP BOP

    E044 – BEEP BOOP BOP
    Jan 17 2026
    Jack and Charles, fresh from a holiday break, are joined by a special guest for act 1 of the spire! Will their guest’s “clairvoyance” be enough to find victory on ascension 20? Tune in to find out!
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    58 mins
  • E043 – Slow and Steady, Apparently

    E043 – Slow and Steady, Apparently
    Jan 10 2026
    After a brief hiatus, Charles and Jack are back! The Ironclad and the Time Eater can finally resolve their long-standing feud, and Charles can (possibly) test his mettle against Act 4 and the Corrupt Heart. Will his first solo run without any help whatsoever be successful? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Date: 2025-12-02Act: 4Ascension: […]
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • E042 – Can’t Spell “Clash” Without “Clutch”

    E042 – Can’t Spell “Clash” Without “Clutch”
    Nov 29 2025
    Charles leads the Ironclad’s charge into act 3! Will a clutch purchase at the shop help them against the Time Eater, or will his strategy clash with Jack’s and bring their run to an end? Tune in to find out! Seed: 2GTZF0B0WXJP0Act: 3Ascension: 11Character: Ironclad
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • E041 – Charles in Charge of our Spire Slaughtering

    E041 – Charles in Charge of our Spire Slaughtering
    Nov 22 2025
    Charles is once more in charge as he and Jack attempt to defeat act 2 with the Ironclad! Will he be forced to fall back to the patented “Jack method”? Will he prove his place as the greatest Slay the Spire player ever? Or will an endless stream of colossal blunders leave him dead at […]
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • E040 – You Ready to Feel Ultimate Disappointment?

    E040 – You Ready to Feel Ultimate Disappointment?
    Nov 15 2025
    For the first time, Charles takes the wheel, diving into act 1 with the Ironclad against the formidable Hexaghost Guardian! Will Charles be able to get past floor 1? Will Jack be able to keep his mouth closed? Will a single un-upgraded Rampage be enough damage to carry the entire act? Tune in to find […]
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • E039 – This is an Episode About Game Design

    E039 – This is an Episode About Game Design
    Nov 8 2025
    Jack and Charles allow themselves a brief respite from slaying the spire in order to audit their mods, discuss game design, and… throw shade at Toby Fox? Why would they do that? And who is “Party Brian”? Tune in to find out!
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    40 mins
  • E038 – Omniscience Worship Omniscience Brilliance (Watcher Act 3 ft Humbledore)

    E038 – Omniscience Worship Omniscience Brilliance (Watcher Act 3 ft Humbledore)
    Nov 1 2025
    Jack and Humbledore attempt to complete the mission they started last week and bring the Watcher to act 4. Will they be able to free Charles from the Time Eater’s clutches? Will they defeat the corrupt heart? Will Jack let anyone else get a word in edgewise? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 3Ascension: […]
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    59 mins
  • E037 – Runic Dome Makes the Game Take For Freaking Ever (A15 Watcher Act 3 ft Humbledore)

    E037 – Runic Dome Makes the Game Take For Freaking Ever (A15 Watcher Act 3 ft Humbledore)
    Oct 18 2025
    Jack and Humbledore are joined by Charles in their attempt to defeat act 3 and the Time Eater. Will Runic Dome and Jack’s meticulous playstyle prove up to the task, or are they just “a match made in hell”? Tune in to find out! Seed: 4KWPN616TYJDJAct: 3Ascension: 15Character: WatcherGuest: Humbledore
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    1 hr and 12 mins