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Ryan verbally attacks voter registration workers then Andy gets cornered by hilt Mormons this leads to a “scientific discussion” by Ryan on religious inbreeding. Then Andy’s ex does some gross cousin stuff. Ryan then heavily censors a similar story mid sentence. The boys reminisce about trying to bang while full of thanksgiving dinner. Then Ryan forces Andy to tell him what kind of underwear he wears before telling him about a new robot suit fighting league. Then Andy updates Ryan on Lana Del Ray’s husband and new blue collar life. This delights Ryan to no end. Even more so when he finds out that their marriage infuriated Reddit Users. Ryan tells an inspirational story about a man within arms or legs that will warm your heart. Then the boys talk about 3d printing novelty doodie piles. Ryan shocks Andy with his love of libraries. Andy shares horror stories of library shenanigans. Then they come up with an insane way to get away with criminal tom foolery. Then Andy finds out the medical reason for his fetishes.

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The show starts with immediate chicanery from Ryan about Andrew’s art then immediately gets into the rise of New York City as #3 in alien abductions. Then Ryan wants to leave Andy in a field to see if he’ll get abducted. Then the boys review the new health psa about how healthy it is to crank the hog. Ryan gets angry that they didn’t check his prostate during his colonoscopy. Andy dreams about thongs as Ryan explains his plan to capture an alien. Ryan is upset that Andy doesn’t think newspapers report on bestiality that much. Andy gets his ass whooped at HEMA by a veteran and has to power through the defeat. The boys talk about Flowers For Algernon and Pope Leo. Ryan has some conspiracy theories on the Catholic Church while Andy notices how much Ryan smells like hot dogs. Then Ryan freaks out when Andy opens his bathroom window and starts shouting Ryan’s full first and last name while saying there’s doodie everywhere. Andrew gets turned on by breast reduction scars. Ryan imagines how poorly Andrew would do with online dating then impersonates Andy trying to get his brain to turn over like a shitty motor. Electric toothbrushes catch on fire and they freak out about lithium batteries. Ryan uses a selfie stick to talk on the phone. Ryan catches Andy listening to their own podcast again and asserts that Andy must be pretending he’s listening to other people. They talk about how they both thought spontaneous human combustion would be a much bigger deal than it ended up being. Ryan tries to impress high schoolers on the ski lift and this does not go unpunished by Andy.

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Ryan is extremely perplexed that Andy’s family used audio recordings for family memories instead of video until it’s revealed that his family couldn’t film anything without it being hooked up to a television. Ryan believes everyone has herpes and doesn’t believe Babbages existed. Andrew gets a hilarious computer virus in college but the hacker becomes a drug addict. Then Andy gets rowdy at a wedding and gives some intense unsolicited advice to the wedding guests. Ryan tries to convince Andy to become chemically castrated. Ryan then gets stuck on a ski lift with a boomer who can’t stop talking to ChatGPT. Then Ryan tries to get Andy into the latest Love on The Spectrum. Then O’Neill keeps seeing people who look like Epstein. Andy gets mistaken in college for a 5’1 dude who’s 400lbs. Finally, they add some amazing details to their Romantacy novel, “CEO Unicorn”.