This week, the girls unwrap a Christmas Spectacular packed with festive chaos and peak December vibes. They dive into two Christmas romances: A Merry Little Ex-Mas, starring Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz, all grown up) and Oliver Hudson (Goldie’s stud-muffin son), before moving on to The Merry Gentlemen with Chad Michael Murray and Britt Robertson—because apparently Christmas movies are required to include at least one millennial crush. They wrap it all up with a holiday edition of the millennial classic MASH to determine their ultimate Christmas movie fates!

This week, the girls dive into Brimstone by Callie Hart. Along the way, Gillian gives an update on her ongoing court case (still somehow not in jail), they unpack the unexpected cultural relevance of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, and share thoughts on the new Diddy documentary. They wrap things up with a game, as always, because structure is fake but bits are forever.

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into Empire of Storms, the fifth book in Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. Along the way, Deidre gives an update on her ongoing adventures in homeownership, Gillian breaks down her lawsuit saga (she's going pro se, folks), and the girls tackle the unsettling rise of “Mar-a-Lago face.” They wrap things up with a Cosmo-style quiz: Who’s Your Cadre Boyfriend?