This week, the girls unwrap a Christmas Spectacular packed with festive chaos and peak December vibes. They dive into two Christmas romances: A Merry Little Ex-Mas, starring Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz, all grown up) and Oliver Hudson (Goldie’s stud-muffin son), before moving on to The Merry Gentlemen with Chad Michael Murray and Britt Robertson—because apparently Christmas movies are required to include at least one millennial crush. They wrap it all up with a holiday edition of the millennial classic MASH to determine their ultimate Christmas movie fates!

This week, the girls dive into Brimstone by Callie Hart. Along the way, Gillian gives an update on her ongoing court case (still somehow not in jail), they unpack the unexpected cultural relevance of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, and share thoughts on the new Diddy documentary. They wrap things up with a game, as always, because structure is fake but bits are forever.

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into Empire of Storms, the fifth book in Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. Along the way, Deidre gives an update on her ongoing adventures in homeownership, Gillian breaks down her lawsuit saga (she's going pro se, folks), and the girls tackle the unsettling rise of “Mar-a-Lago face.” They wrap things up with a Cosmo-style quiz: Who’s Your Cadre Boyfriend?

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into Queen of Shadows, the fourth book in Sarah J. Maas’ Throne of Glass series. Along the way, they celebrate Deidre’s condo closing, honor Jonathan Bailey’s ascension to Sexiest Man Alive, chart book-boyfriend Zohran Mamdani’s meteoric rise, and ask the hard-hitting question: why is it embarrassing to have a boyfriend? (Seriously, are the girls okay?)

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into The Assassin’s Blade, the prequel novella collection of Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. While the girls wrestle with their new mics (one of them is clearly losing the battle) they also tackle far more pressing topics—like the cultural legacies of Diane Keaton and D’Angelo. Along the way, they reminisce about the pixelated glory of early-2000s digital cameras before Deidre drops the ultimate life advice: log off and touch grass. The episode wraps up with a highly scientific round of MASH.

This week, Deidre and Gillian welcome back fan favorite Mikey for a deep dive into Heir of Fire, the third book in Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. Together, they swap high school stories, scheme up questionable Halloween costumes, and revisit Mikey’s ill-fated attempt at sourdough. They also tackle the impossible—casting book boyfriends—and quickly realize some roles are simply unfillable (looking at you, Rhysand). Finally, they send Mikey into his dream future the only way millennials know how: by dusting off a gel pen and playing the 90s classic, MASH.

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into Crown of Midnight, the second book in Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. Along the way, Gillian recaps her family trip to Cape Cod, while Deidre shares about embarking on the elusive millennial side quest: homeownership. They also chat about the unsettling prospect of developing parasocial relationships with AI (eek!) and admit we’d all secretly prefer a bot that shames us instead of validates us. The episode wraps with a brand-new game, Who the Fuck Is This?, where Gillian tries to recall all the obscure side characters from the book.

Deidre and Gillian are back for Season Two, diving into Sarah J. Maas’ Throne of Glass series with their signature mix of book banter, millennial chaos, and pop-culture detours. In this episode, they crack open the first book, launch a new segment called Millennial Moments (kicked off by Deidre marveling at high schoolers still getting rides from their parents), and take a detour into the Jonas Brothers’ Jimmy Fallon appearance for “Hotline Hot Wizards” (Nick for Deidre, Joe for Gillian). Along the way, they wonder why men aren’t reading anymore (shoutout to the Hot Dudes Reading Instagram) before closing things out with a nostalgic twist: a ‘90s-style Cosmo Quiz, Who's Your Champion?