David’s stubbornness is making him miserable and has dipped his toes into the morass of AI research. We’re off to a great start here.

David keeps recommending some dude named Luigi and is getting targeted ads for audio smut. The new year holds so much promise.

Gandalf won’t let you go on a date and grandpas are getting booted in the nards. Cause all is fair in love in war.

Idea for a drinking game - take a shot every time we say ‘Shall’ or ‘Shall Not’. And have a spare liver on standby.

AI is looking for F*****g cookies and Gay husbands can have upsides. I feel like we should have seen at least one of those coming…..

Wisconsin has done questionable things to their cheese, Californians have a problem eating raw frogs, and Arkansas morticians are bringing back raves.

Murica.

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, we call the French gay, find out Shakespeare liked quesadillas, and discover the pope and Hitler shared a lot of common ground.

Tonight we delve the depths of the internet.

We discover veggie tales making war documentaries, someone finally did sell their soul, and we meet the Boss Level of Florida man.

Time to log off.