Episodes

  • TTB302: Meat Market Exposure

    TTB302: Meat Market Exposure
    Jan 12 2026
    The Two Bobs episode 302 for Monday, January 12, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Root Beer Float from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/QB4MXRobert nursed an Airing of Grievances from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/qe1VdFollow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your ex’s car and tell police it was you. We talked about the Lions and Packers, and the fact that the Bears still suck.This week’s CRAZY NEWS needs Greenland, for defensive purposes. Florida Man® took his clothes off, naturally, and robbed a meat market. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-arrested-robbing-meat-market-naked-b2891921.htmlAnother Florida Man®, while working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, attacked a Publix manager with the tripod from his donation kettle. It appears this one kept his clothes on. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-steven-scott-pavlik-salvation-army-bell-ringer-attacks-publix-stuart-manager-in-martin-county/A Kentucky man watched his ex give birth, then stole her car from the hospital parking lot. https://townflex.com/man-watches-ex-give-birth-then-allegedly-drives-off-in-her-car-from-hospital/Yet another Florida Man® is suing Outback Steakhouse after a restroom toilet shattered beneath him. We were just as surprised as you were….that people still eat at Outback Steakhouse. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/12/26/central-florida-man-sues-outback-steakhouse-says-toilet-shattered-beneath-him/A recent—and totally legitimate—study found that 93% of murders are solved by the consulting the victim’s pet parrot. https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    55 mins
  • TTB301: Christmas Log

    TTB301: Christmas Log
    Dec 22 2025

    The Two Bobs episode 301 for Monday, December 22, 2025:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a Candy Cane Nitro Stout from Left Hand. https://untp.beer/pDm0X
      • Robert nursed a Christmas Snow Salad from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/mv44M
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have you delivered to prison by drone.
    • Rob was force fed Thanksgiving Oreos. Nasty!
    • It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa, where you get to listen to us open presents. It only happens once a year; you’ll be fine.
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been busy intercepting kayaks off the coast of Venezuela. According to government sources, they were full of narcotics and heading straight for Florida.
      • “Tió de Nadal” is a Spanish tradition that can go ahead and stay in Spain. https://www.mentalfloss.com/holidays/christmas/tio-de-nadal-poop-tradition
      • Authorities in South Carolina intercepted a drone delivering crab legs, Old Bay seasoning and weed to prison inmates. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/authorities-intercept-drone-carrying-steak-crab-legs-weed-for-prison-inmates-steak-old-bay-seasoning-marlboro-incident-shocking-images-arrests-unknown-dinner-early-holiday-plans-lee-correctional-institution-machine-ai-remote-control-contraband
      • Joe Flacco’s wife dresses as a giant football to spice things up in the bedroom. Hopefully he’s better at scoring there than he is on the field. https://theonion.com/joe-flaccos-wife-dresses-as-giant-football-to-spice-things-up-in-bedroom/

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • TTB300: Phenomenal Beer Memory

    TTB300: Phenomenal Beer Memory
    Dec 15 2025

    The Two Bobs episode 300 for Monday, December 15, 2025:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a Three Scrooges from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/Q0N6a
      • Robert nursed a Cherries Jubilee Quad from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/474bc3ebab
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll sell your armpit pics on the internet.
    • To celebrate episode 300, we had a few surprise guests on the show. It was a surprise to them too!
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS flips coins better than the President.
      • Apparently armpit porn is one of the most popular fetishes of 2025. We must be running out of other weird shit to fantasize over. https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/04/pit-porn-one-requested-fetishes-year-saltier-better-25100673/
      • A Virginia raccoon got drunk, trashed a liquor store, and was later found passed out on the bathroom floor. https://people.com/viral-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-releases-3-cocktails-inspired-by-its-boozy-visitor-11864263
      • A man in Ohio accidentally sent meth through a bank drive-through tube. https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/us-news/ohio-man-accidentally-sent-meth-through-tube-at-bank-drive-thru-police/
      • A drunk Florida Man® was arrested after breaking into the wrong house thinking it was his own. https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-man-drunk-home-port-charlotte/69626298
      • A new Utah law bans eye contact during sex. https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • TTB299: Fowl Temper

    TTB299: Fowl Temper
    Dec 8 2025

    The Two Bobs episode 299 for Monday, December 8, 2025:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a The Macchiato from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/LB6w6
      • Robert nursed a Black Chocolate Imperial Stout from Brooklyn Brewery. https://untp.beer/170839c132
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal all of your hen’s eggs.
    • We talked about football, as we do.
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a “routine MRI” but can’t remember why.
      • Florida Man® opened fire after a heated argument about how many eggs his hens lay. https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/florida-farmer-opens-fire-bar-1530509
      • A Chicago man set his home on fire after a Thanksgiving argument. https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/21-year-old-suburban-man-sets-home-on-fire-on-thanksgiving-after-family-argument-police/3856717/
      • Doctors in China removed a cigarette lighter from a man’s stomach 30 years after he swallowed it. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctors-remove-cigarette-lighter-mans-36327872
      • Two elderly Florida Men® were arrested after exposing their genitals to undercover detectives at a nature preserve. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-men-80s-arrested-exposing-themselves-undercover-detectives-slcso
      • A man who missed Black Friday is sad after being forced to buy the TV at the same price but without the giant Black Friday sale tag. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-missed-black-friday-forced-to-buy-tv-for-same-price-but-without-giant-black-friday-sale-tag

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • TTB298: KFC Crash Out

    TTB298: KFC Crash Out
    Dec 1 2025

    The Two Bobs episode 298 for Monday, December 1, 2025:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a CBS (2025) from Founders. https://untp.beer/b0zyY
      • Robert nursed an Out of Order: Dapper Doom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/e3vDV
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send all of your money to a male streamer.
    • We discussed Thanksgiving and football!
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck.
      • A Cleveland man was pissed after KFC refused to take his Rally’s order, then led police on a scooter police chase. https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/11/21/belligerent-man-who-tried-order-rallys-food-kfc-leads-chase-scooter-south-euclid-police/
      • A man in Iowa flashed his genitals at interstate drivers, then told police he “needed excitement in his life.” https://www.kwtx.com/2025/11/21/man-accused-flashing-genitals-drivers-interstate-said-he-needed-excitement-his-life-deputies-say/
      • A man in China is divorcing his wife after she sent their life savings to a male streamer. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-divorces-wife-after-she-puts-him-in-debt-sending-94000-to-male-streamer-3286939/
      • Florida Man® had a botched threesome that ended with fists flying. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/threesome-fizzled-302169
      • A Detroit Lions rookie asked for Thanksgiving Day off. https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/

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    48 mins
  • TTB297: Soup Encyclopedia

    TTB297: Soup Encyclopedia
    Nov 24 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 297 for Monday, November 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an XV Anniversary Stout from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mbmzj Robert nursed a Rum Barrel-Aged Pecan Pie Imperial Brown from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/NXJ7v Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll book all the reservations to your local soup kitchen so you can’t get in. Robert conducted a Thanksgiving OREOs taste test. Rob was happy he sent them to Robert instead of keeping them for himself. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is resigning on January 5th. A Montana man plowed into another vehicle while relieving himself into an empty Budweiser can. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/budweiser-urinal-259310 A cross-dressing porch pirate in Alabama was arrested. https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/mobile-county-porch-pirate-suspect-dressed-as-woman-arrested/ In Virginia, nine people emerged from a car like circus clowns to rob a vape shop. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/vape-shop-robbery-virginia-clown-car-b2864826.html Sales of an AI-enabled teddy bear were suspended after reports it was giving advice on BDSM and where to find knives. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/tech/folotoy-kumma-ai-bear-scli-intl An exclusive Washington soup kitchen offers free meals by invite only. https://theonion.com/exclusive-soup-kitchen-offers-free-meals-by-invite-only/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    55 mins
  • TTB296: Almond Molded Chicken

    TTB296: Almond Molded Chicken
    Nov 17 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 296 for Monday, November 17, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Sea Creatures from 450 North. https://untp.beer/VXaVG Robert nursed a Harvest from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/NmK7A Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll sign you up for sexy yoga. We talked about football. No surprise there. This week’s CRAZY NEWS ended the government shutdown, which is more than your sorry ass can say. Florida Woman® took her clothes off and robbed a bagel store. https://bocanewsnow.com/2025/11/10/naked-boca-raton-woman-charged-with-burglarizing-bagel-shop/ A British sex yoga guru was arrested in Thailand for hosting group tantric massages. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260227/British-sex-yoga-guru-arrested-Thai-Moon-party-Tantric-massage.html A man wearing nothing but SpongeBob SquarePants underwear tackled a guy attempting to steal his car. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-wearing-nothing-spongebob-squarepants-36199118 A man in China rescued his elderly neighbors in his underpants. We’re unclear whether they were cartoon themed. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/china-personalities/article/3331443/china-underpants-man-gains-fame-rescuing-elderly-neighbours-fire-undies Aaron Rodgers is clearly taking his beliefs from TV commercials. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-clearly-now-just-taking-beliefs-from-commercials-hes-seen/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    44 mins
  • TTB295: Flying Duck Accident

    TTB295: Flying Duck Accident
    Nov 10 2025
    The Two Bobs episode 295 for Monday, November 10, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXXL Mardi Gras from 450 North. https://untp.beer/pV8x2 Robert nursed a Pecan Ale Goat Nuts from Abita. https://untp.beer/c90acad8af Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll be breathing out of your butt. We chatted about the World Series, Halloween, Rob’s Christmas lights and the rough week for NFC North (The two teams that count. The Bears and Vikings can fuck off). This week’s CRAZY NEWS experienced several delayed or canceled flights. We’ve heard of talking out of your ass, but how about breathing out of it? https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/10/butt-breathing-might-soon-be-a-real-medical-treatment/ Florida Woman® was knocked unconscious by a duck while riding a roller coaster. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/woman-knocked-unconscious-by-duck-while-riding-roller-coaster-lawsuit-claims/KPOZ3PU4J5HH7EKVIZI2AQQG5E/ A woman in Kentucky accidentally got body parts delivered instead of the medication she ordered. https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/woman-accidentally-gets-body-parts-delivered-instead-of-ordered-medication/ Oreo has Thanksgiving dinner flavors. We’re intrigued and horrified. https://people.com/oreo-releases-turkey-flavored-cookies-and-other-thanksgiving-inspired-flavors-11842591 The CDC has decided it would be easier just to track people who don’t have Measles. https://theonion.com/cdc-figures-it-easier-to-start-tracking-people-without-measles/ Taylor Swift is second guessing her wedding plans after watching Travis print a Buffalo Wild Wings menu. https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    59 mins