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Two Girls One Plot: A Harry Potter Re-Read Podcast

Two Girls One Plot: A Harry Potter Re-Read Podcast

Written by: Two Girls
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Two Girls. One Plot. Zero thoughts.

A chapter-by-chapter descent into the books that psychologically altered entire generations and permanently damaged our ability to perceive life normally.

One host is Canadian and actually understands the cultural references.

The other grew up in Russia reading aggressively translated versions with absolutely no context, but still was in for the ride.


If you’ve ever:

-imprinted on fictional men

-developed a personality disorder from fandom culture

-read 400k words of enemies-to-lovers fanfiction at 3am

-or said “the book was better”

welcome home.

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Episodes
  • Chapter One - The Worst Birthsday | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Chapter One - The Worst Birthsday | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Oct 5 2026

    Your only relatives are boring, it's not even funny
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    56 mins
  • Chapter Seventeen - The Man with Two Faces | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Seventeen - The Man with Two Faces | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Sep 28 2026

    Some have called Harry a boring protagonist, but he has never been called two-faced. Quirrell on the other hand....
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Chapter Sixteen - Through The Trapdoor | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Sixteen - Through The Trapdoor | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Sep 21 2026

    My mom once said "IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WENT JUMPING DOWN A TRAPDOOR, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?!". I thought about it, and I never did jump down a trapdoor. The thing is... Harry doesn't have a mom
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    1 hr and 14 mins
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