Episodes

  • Chapter One - The Worst Birthsday | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Chapter One - The Worst Birthsday | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    Oct 5 2026

    Your only relatives are boring, it's not even funny
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    56 mins
  • Chapter Seventeen - The Man with Two Faces | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Seventeen - The Man with Two Faces | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Sep 28 2026

    Some have called Harry a boring protagonist, but he has never been called two-faced. Quirrell on the other hand....
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Chapter Sixteen - Through The Trapdoor | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Sixteen - Through The Trapdoor | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Sep 21 2026

    My mom once said "IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WENT JUMPING DOWN A TRAPDOOR, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?!". I thought about it, and I never did jump down a trapdoor. The thing is... Harry doesn't have a mom
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Chapter Fifteen - The Forbidden Forest | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Fifteen - The Forbidden Forest | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Sep 14 2026

    The kids are bullied, the forest is not that forbidden, and your hosts ask the important questions regarding centaurs.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Chapter Fourteen - Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Fourteen - Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Sep 7 2026

    How to train your dragon? We don't know. Hagrid doesn't know either. Does anyone know anything at all, or is this all an illusion?
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Chapter Thirteen - Nicholas Flamel | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Thirteen - Nicholas Flamel | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Aug 31 2026

    The trio finds out about Nicholas Flamel, the hosts talk about the Harry Potter video games, a quidditch match is played briefly, and Snape is the worst.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Chapter Twelve - Mirror of Erised | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Twelve - Mirror of Erised | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Aug 24 2026

    This is not what anybody means when they say they want to spend Christmas with their family...
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Chapter Eleven - Quidditch | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Chapter Eleven - Quidditch | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
    Aug 17 2026

    It's Quidditch time! Harry get's on a broom, Slytherin gets petty, Snape gets sus, Hermione gets stressed, and we get to nitpick it all!

    Welcome to the very unheated Quidditch Rivalry
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    1 hr and 17 mins