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We Gauge Cage

We Gauge Cage

Written by: Brock Kircher & Brian Ambrosius
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 Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.© 2026 We Gauge Cage Art
Episodes
  • 104 - Dream Scenario

    104 - Dream Scenario
    Jan 10 2026

    Psst! Hey you, kid. Over here.

    I got that new We Gauge Cage for ya. Fresh off the lot. Don't ask me how I got my hands on it. The details ain't important.

    Well hi everybody! The loveable scamps, Brian and Brock, are back! Delivering on their promise to watch the 2024 psychological think-piece "Dream Scenario."

    Before that, the boys catch up on TWO YEARS worth of life, they talk butt stuff, they draft their favorite celebs, and they get a little sexual.

    Soak it in. We've missed you, too.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Butcher's Crossing (2023)

    Butcher's Crossing (2023)
    Dec 30 2023

    We're Back! A Dinosaur Story
    And these two dinosaurs, Brock and Brian, catch up and talk about the usual topics: eating, pooing, and animal moi-duh.

    Then we review Butcher's Crossing, a thriller(?) set in oldey times. Bald Nic!

    Get into it.
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • The Retirement Plan (2023)

    The Retirement Plan (2023)
    Nov 15 2023

    It's been a long time coming. And a quick time leaving...our memory banks.
    Brock and Brian have waited ages and ages for The Retirement Plan to be released. Did it live up to expectations?
    Speaking of "live," the boys did a little sneaky and decided to record an episode live, together, and in person during their latest bromantic getaway.
    They catch up on running, and not running. And then they draft their own Retirement Plans, if you will. And they will.

    Let's get into it!
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    1 hr and 20 mins
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