I'm a dude. You're a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.

Hey.

Let's talk about it. Brian and Brock sat down and watched the best Australian movie since the movie Australia. We're talking about Nic Cage's 2024/5 "psychological thriller" The Surfer.

Before that, the boys talk haircuts - what else! - and barbers and hack jobs from whack jobs.

They draft Least Favorite Foods.

And they have a good ol' time. Alright? Alright, dudes?

Don't Live Here. Can't Surf Here.

Emily...I love you.

What would a podcast between two dudebros be if it didn't mention butt stuff, weiners, and neuroscientific observations regarding the mind's eye?

This is what you came for.

Brock and Brian break down the boarded-up windows of Nic's 2024 horror film Arcadian. Before that, they talk about aphantasia and hyperphantasia, they get The Runs, and they flirt a little.

Let's get into it.

Psst! Hey you, kid. Over here.

I got that new We Gauge Cage for ya. Fresh off the lot. Don't ask me how I got my hands on it. The details ain't important.

Well hi everybody! The loveable scamps, Brian and Brock, are back! Delivering on their promise to watch the 2024 psychological think-piece "Dream Scenario."

Before that, the boys catch up on TWO YEARS worth of life, they talk butt stuff, they draft their favorite celebs, and they get a little sexual.

Soak it in. We've missed you, too.

We're Back! A Dinosaur Story
And these two dinosaurs, Brock and Brian, catch up and talk about the usual topics: eating, pooing, and animal moi-duh.

Then we review Butcher's Crossing, a thriller(?) set in oldey times. Bald Nic!

Get into it.

It's been a long time coming. And a quick time leaving...our memory banks.
Brock and Brian have waited ages and ages for The Retirement Plan to be released. Did it live up to expectations?
Speaking of "live," the boys did a little sneaky and decided to record an episode live, together, and in person during their latest bromantic getaway.
They catch up on running, and not running. And then they draft their own Retirement Plans, if you will. And they will.

Let's get into it!

I bet you thought 100 Episodes was enough, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Did you not?!?
Welp, Nic keeps making 'em, so we'll keep gauging 'em.
Brock and Brian catch each other up with their movements over the past few months, bowel and otherwise.
They pay homage to the in-movie diner with a food draft.
And then they talk about this friggin' movie, the cat-and-mouse, two-hander, bottle film that was 2023's Sympathy for the Devil.

Now pick a card, and don't interrupt us. It's vewy wude.

Stay tuned for future regular episodes as we plan to watch and gauge the Shrekiverse while waiting for Nic's next batch of films.

You asked for it*! A fantastical event a century (worth of episodes) in the making.
*You likely didn't.

For the 100th episode, the boys reminisce, they look ahead, and they break down the 2023 horror-action-comedy Renfield. Along the way, they craft the perfect Nic-enstein's Monster's Monster. They answer the important questions: Did it suck? Did Nic get better at playing a vampire this time around? Would Dracula win in a fight against Peter Loew (Vampire's Kiss. I'll feed ya, baby birds.)?

All of these questions are answered and then some.

Thank you, loyal listeners. We couldn't have done this without you*!
*We probably would have still done this, without you...

New Episode. Old Way?!?
It's been a while. A long long while. But the blame must be placed solely on Nic Cage and his various production companies (we're looking at you, Saban...) for the lack of content by which to gauge Nic.
Anywho, Brock and Brian dusted off their dusters, grew out their disgusting mustaches, and holstered their six shooters to discuss Nic's foray into Western fare.
How did they fare? Tune in and find out as the boys catch up, discuss a new addition to the Ambrosii menagerie, and draft everybody's most-debated topic: Vegetables.

Potayto. Potahto. Let's call the whole thing off!