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I'd been waiting my whole life to run. When I uncovered hidden papers detailing my inheritance, I knew my time had come. I packed my trunk full of plant babies, black nail polish, and determination. With my demons in the rearview mirror and my trauma for company, I made my way to Elmwood. The remote Maine mountain town is home to my future, a potential love interest, and a lot of really weird, possibly deadly secrets.

“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck...

A nerdy high school senior transforms into a vampire vixen who's unaware that her hunky date for prom is the slayer sent to destroy her. Morgan Taylor-Jackson can't wait for high school to end. In six months she leaves for UCLA and says goodbye to La Jolla, California, and her parents' messy divorce. But when Morgan is bitten by a four-year-old boy, she becomes infected with a mysterious condition. Fever, insomnia, and a new bustline are only the beginning; Morgan morphs from nerd to bombshell.

Ally was at a breaking point when she woke up in a psych ward at the age of eighteen. She couldn't put a sentence together, let alone take a shower, eat a meal, or pick up a phone. What had gone wrong? In recent years, she had produced a feature film, a popular reality show for a major network...

Hello everyone and welcome to Bite Me! My new podcast will provide a deep dive into the ideas, innovations, and individuals shaping the world of sustainability and climate change around us. I’m Jorin Lowrance, a Year 11 student at the International School of Geneva.

I can handle anyone who walks into my pub. Except him - the most powerful vampire who ever lived. The First. Dark, damaged, and hot as hell. He says I’m his one and only Vampire Bride, and that five years ago, I buried him alive. Obviously he’s crazy, because I don’t remember any of that. All I know is that if I want to escape his vengeance, I have to help him infiltrate a deadly secret society.

I need to quit. I've been telling myself that every day for the last six months. I knew as soon as I started working for Hudson as his virtual assistant that this wasn't going to work out. He's rude, bossy, and a total grouch. I've only managed to last this long because whenever he starts being a j--k, I sass him right back. Enough is enough though. It's time for me to find a new job. Except when I finally meet him in person to tell him that I quit, he refuses to accept my resignation. Suddenly, instead of the grumpy jerk that I'm used to, Hudson seems to be trying to be almost . . . nice.

Tommy Nguyen and Felix Pearce have a perfect relationship. A perfect working relationship. Tommy's the star of a hit kids' TV show, and Felix is the cameraman who makes sure he always looks good. When a scheduling mishap coincides with the end of Tommy's personal relationship, the two find themselves alone in a North Carolina hotel room with only one bed and time to kill. What happens in Asheville stays in Asheville—right?

A vampire movie review podcast, with hosts Julia Stier and Bukola Ogunmola. Brought to you by Players, Performers, & Portrayers.

If you thought pooing on everyone was bad, then stick around! Coz things are about to get waaaay worse for Timmy. Now he is the most hated thing in the world: people hate him more than brussels sprouts and stinky cheese ... even more than wedgies! And now he is on the run!

This is Bite Me, Fanboy! A Comics Podcast. Here, we read and react to famous (and infamous) comics, graphic novels, and manga with a healthy dose of jokes, analysis, and hot takes. Whether you’re fluent in multiverses or just learning what an issue number is, you’re welcome here!

Agnes Chan never expected to be the punchline of her own life . . . But how else do you explain getting accidentally run over and seeing a lifetime of careful preparation, endless training, and all your hopes of a track scholarship to college destroyed in a split second? Not to mention the only witness to your humiliation being your #1 archnemesis, Royce Taslim. So, when Agnes finds a new answer to her scholarship predicament in the form of an international stand-up comedy contest for teens, the last person she expects to be up against is also the last person she wants to see: Royce.

Once Bitten . . . One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them...

Welcome to Bite Me: A Vampire Literature Podcast Join Bethanie and Ashleigh as they sink their teeth into vampire fiction—one chapter at a time. From iconic classics to modern bestsellers, they explore themes, lore, and the irresistible allure of the undead. Kicking off with Vampire Academy, this podcast is your perfect companion through the drama, danger, and darkness of vampire lit. New episode first 3 Thursdays every month! A Three Sisters Network Podcast Logo Art by Bethanie Intro/Outro Music by Pecan Pie https://sites.google.com/view/threesisterspodcast-com/bite-me?authuser=1

Join Joe and Martyn as they dive deep into the Buffyverse, Get ready for a rollercoaster of supernatural adventures, witty banter, and a dash of nostalgia. Whether you're team Angel or team Riley, we've got it all covered. Tune in to this Buffy rewatch podcast, for a Fang-tastic time with your favourite vampire-slaying duo!

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Have you ever asked yourself if it was too soon to keep a tooth brush at your partners place? How people possibly make friends as adults? If dentists can even be funny? Well we get to the root of all this and more on Don’t Bite Me, a comedy podcast about two twenty-something general dentists navigating life as young professionals. Listen as Dr Jace James and Dr Raquel Hudson dive deep into relationships, work, pop culture, and strangers mouths. Dr Jace James and Dr Raquel Hudson are both general dentists, and just because they host a podcast doesn’t make them any better or worse than other...

Make cannabis edibles at home for less money.Your kitchen is the best dispensary you'll ever have. Learn how to make cannabis edibles and skip the dispensary prices! Bite Me is a weekly show that helps home cooks make fun, safe and effective cannabis edibles while saving money. Listen as host Margaret walks you through a marijuana infused recipe that she has tested in her home kitchen, interviews with expert guests or latest in cannabis science and culture. New episodes every Thursday.

Dan and guests explore the world of business, fitness, and maintaining a healthy lifestyle. Just Bite Me is a meal prep company located in Western Canada that specializes in providing customers with ready-to-eat, high quality, healthy meals to maintain their busy lifestyles.

The next best thing to being on the water is listening to the Bite Me podcast. Hosted by longtime Texas saltwater fishing legends John Lopez, with Capts. Scott Null, Dean Thomas and Caleb McCumber, it offers the best in inshore and offshore saltwater fishing insight.