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Police Chief Delaney Reed is good at keeping secrets for the beach town of Ordinary Oregon - just ask the vacationing gods or supernatural creatures who live there. But with the first annual Cake and Skate fundraiser coming up, the only secret Delaney really wants to know is how to stop the unseasonable rain storms. When all the god powers are stolen, a vampire is murdered, and her childhood crush turns out to be keeping deadly secrets of his own, rainy days are the least of her worries. 

America's elite have been using cash value life insurance to stockpile wealth for centuries. Used correctly, it is better described as a personal bank on steroids, and a financial bunker for tough times. To be clear, this audiobook is not about the typical garbage peddled by most insurance agents. Rather, an alternative to the risky investment strategies taught by Wall Street. It details a highly efficient form of cash value life insurance designed to supercharge your savings and stockpile wealth.

One of them is a bestselling Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist. The other is a winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor. Together, they form the League of Comic Justice, battling evildoers in the name of . . . Okay, we made that line up. What they do form is a writing team of pure comic...

After a long hard journey up the Chisholm Trail, Kate Kerrigan is in Dodge City, facing a mystery of murder. A cowboy she hired, a man with a notorious past, has been accused of killing a prostitute and sentenced to hang. Kate still trusts Hank Lowry. And when a hired killer comes after her, she knows she has struck a nerve. Someone has framed Hank for murder - in order to cover up a more sinister and deadly crime spawned in the musty backrooms of the Kansas boomtown....

The Montessori method is gaining popularity, and for good reason - it is eminently child-centred and is focused on laudable values such as curiosity, independence and respect. Research shows that Montessori-schooled children are calm, confident, and intelligent, and grow up to become responsible...

Jay Gatsby is a millionaire who throws extravagant parties that attract famous celebrities, but no one really knows him - no one except for his neighbor, Nick Carraway. Often touted as a Great American Novel, The Great Gatsby is Nick's account of one summer spent with his wealthy friend and Nick's front-row seat to Gatsby's wealth, his dreams, and his impossible quest for love with the enigmatic Daisy Buchanan.

Each night, the world is overrun by bloodthirsty demons. For centuries, humanity survived only by hiding behind defensive wards - magical symbols with the power to repel the demons. Now, the rediscovery of long-forgotten combat wards has given them the magic they need to fight back. In Tibbet’s Brook, the fighting wards have brought change, but the factions and grudges of a troubled past remain. Selia Square, the woman they call Barren, has long been the force that holds the Brook together. As a terrifying new threat emerges, she rallies her people once again.

A 366-day guidebook to maximizing wealth, love, and creativity from New York Times bestselling author Gay Hendricks. What if a year from now you could be experiencing more happiness, health and wealth? Learn how to take the big leap – one little leap a day. Gay Hendricks' bestselling book The...

Two-time Emmy Award nominee ( The Good Wife) and Audie Award winner for best narrator Alan Cumming here narrates Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's first-rate Yuletide whodunit "The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle". Cumming adds his personal flair to the mystery classic and turns in an outstanding performance of the great detective Sherlock Holmes and his pal, Watson.

Rosamond Frankland has married the love of her life, Leonard, who is blind. They have bought Porthgenna Tower, the manor where Rosamond grew up and where her mother died 20 years earlier. What they don't know is the dark secret that hovers over her family, that house, and the stories about a woman's ghost that haunts the north rooms. Is this a ghost story, a love story, a story with a tragic ending, or a lovely one?

Jason Slater is a very average twenty-first-century English teacher from Cheadle Hulme, but somehow wakes up after a few drinks in nineteenth-century Macclesfield. Apparently, he's now Tarquin, third son of Lord Belport, with a faithful valet, a suspicious brother, a spurned ex-girlfriend (who's now going out with his brother)—and no obvious way he'll ever get back home again. From toasted sandwich makers and the perfect beer, to root canals and royal visits, can Jason—Tarquin, that is—change the course of history and make 1834 his playground?

Russell Grouse's saga continues in this 48-page tiny-novel follow up to "Burning Down the House." This time, Russell’s two “friends” entice him to stick his fingers into an aquarium of man-eating piranhas at a local department store. When piranhas chomp and fish tanks shatter and Russell's...

In this Coming of Age 55-page tiny novel, an aloof bong-toking night watchman, Russell Grouse, lets the water main break at the Better Days Old Folks Home where he works. The blue-haired women cannot get their hair done. Will the pothead restore the water line and their hair appointments? Or...

In this highly-anticipated 50-page tiny-novel origin tale, Russell Grouse’s two shady friends entice him to touch a match to a fort of dried Christmas trees. But will the flames spark more than friendship? Will kids in the hood spot a body bag? In Russell’s “sloped” neighborhood, where...

"Frogs on the Clothesline" is the fourth tiny novel (40 pages) in the "Snitches Get Stitches" series.After Russell’s family returns home from the movie, “The House of Usher,” he decides to scare his sister to death by dangling 10 (croaking) surprises from the backyard clothesline. When his...

Stag-Heart WoodsThe story about a drug deal gone south on a reservation up north.14-year-old Alex Thorn ventures into Stag-Heart Woods to rescue a runawaydog. He stumbles upon the bloody aftermath of a shoot-out. He discovers twomen sprawled there in the woods, one a dead FBI agent, the other an...

They cured the world. Then they sold it back its own fear, one breath at a time. In a world that can read your mind, the last secret left is the truth. The truth will set you free — so they made it the one thing you're not allowed to keep. A memory cop who tears the truth out of people's...

La novela clásica de Mary Shelley, como nunca te la habían contado... (en serio) Víctor Frankenstein, anatomista, químico y... profanador de tumbas, ha decidido violar la ley última de la vida: la muerte. En su improvisado laboratorio (ejem, dormitorio universitario) ha conseguido reanimar...

It Started With A Ridiculous Mix-Up.An ordinary teenager from Earth and an endlessly curious alien accidentally swap lives across the stars, leaving each of them to navigate the other’s world, with bizarre civilizations, advanced technology, a know-it-all AI, an android trying to understand...

Among today’s most successful businesses are those that have significantly transformed our daily routines. This focus on the consumer experience, not solely on product, has enabled them to drive remarkable growth and customer loyalty and, in many cases, to create totally new marketplace categories. Seeing the How invites you to reimagine your brand, company, or idea through the lens of consumer experience. It gives today’s disruptors a path to offering consumers a new and better way to do what they do, clearly demonstrating how to see opportunities, and how to seize them to great advantage.