Come for the vacation. Stay for the shenanigans!

Mermaids. Check.

Pirates, selkies, and demigods.

Check. Check. Check.

Come on an adventure with my mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get three hilarious stories all in one big book!

Book 1 - Tallulah’s Temptation

Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan - until it wasn’t. With the Sea Hags gunning for our island, I did what any desperate mermaid would do. I called for backup.

Unfortunately, they sent Pirate Doug, the scoundrel who pillaged our treasure along with my heart.

What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking?

Book 2 - Ariel’s Antics

What in a clam shell does a mermaid have to do to find true love?

Saving my island home is a must. However, the mission is to seek out the very selkie who stole my heart, the same a-shat whose Johnson I’d tried to truncate.

Ask any tuna you happen to see. Who’s the craziest mermaid? That would be me.

Book 3 - Misty’s Mayhem

What’s love got to do with it? If you’re Cupid, everything. If you’re me, not a thing in the sea.

I don’t believe in love. Poseidon is smoking some bad seaweed if he expects me to take the one job I’m obviously not qualified for...the god of love.

Stay tuned because I’m about to give love a bad name.