The airport won't preheat your plane?? You get mad at ME because YOU didn't warn me about your religious traditions?? Professor Snape did WHAT to Mrs. Potter??

Your mom calls YOUR landlord because she doesn't like your paint job?? Mom's boyfriend Sophie's choices you on your car repair?? Some very weird mommy talk?

Your neighbor calls your EX WIFE?? Your Ex thinks he even has a chance to get back with you after you save his business?? Nanobeans in your Chipotle???

An Uber driver gives you a little extra then expects a tip?? You come home to find YOUR INLAWS SLEEPING IN YOUR BED??? Some absolutely ZANY mouth sounds??

Using a laptop in the movie theater?? Trying to con a masseuse AFTER the massage? We're finally back, live and in video now baby!

It's the Gimmegimmedaze! We do Xmas stories because we couldn't find any Kwanza ones. I'm gonna take down your xmas decorations because I don't believe in xmas?? Karen goes ballistic when you wish her happy holidays?? The bois take 10 shots of eggnog roulette.

If you don't season my burger appropriately I'm sending it BACK?? Karen gets preggers??? Business media < grade school lessons??

I can't sit next to my girlfriend so you gotta TURN THIS PLANE AROUND?? I'm too fat to move so you gotta do EVERYTHING for me??? Who's the most entitled character in Stranger Things? Pterodactyl porn???