Ever wondered why the Filet-O-Fish exists or how to successfully navigate a 1980s waterbed without causing a domestic flood? This episode of the Winning Parlaiy Podcast has you covered. We're diving deep into the trenches of "dad life," from the petri dish that is elementary school to the absolute racket that is the tire industry.

Between debating the merits of a double Filet-O-Fish (yes, it’s a thing, and yes, it’s terrifying) and trying to figure out if intermittent fasting is a legitimate health choice or just a cry for help, we actually find some time to talk football. As the Super Bowl looms, the stakes get high—or at least "hundred-dollar-dinner" high. "I’ve always wanted to have sex on a waterbed... I’m fascinated now," might not be the expert sports analysis you expected, but it’s definitely the analysis you deserve.

Hit play to find out if the Seahawks or the Patriots are taking our money, and stay for the life advice you probably shouldn't follow.

Puffy Eyes, Chili Mac, and the "Man-opause" Struggle

Scotty B and Big E are back for a Championship Week edition that is roughly 10% sports analysis and 90% a cry for help. Between Scotty getting roasted by his seven-year-old for his "puffy eyes" and Big E discovering he’s officially reached "the heaviest he’s ever been" at a 7:00 AM doctor’s appointment, the mid-life crisis is hitting the Winning Parlay studio hard.

"I look good from the front, but don’t put me on the side, man."

Whether they’re debating the structural integrity of a homemade "Crockpot Chili Mac" or reminiscing about the culinary horror of microwaved Kraft-single-tortilla-quesadillas, this episode is a gastrointestinal minefield. Stick around for the UFC betting post-game, a look at some terrifying fake snake pranks, and the definitive reason why you should never trust a 1080p spy camera disguised as a wall charger.

Click play to hear the guys gamble their dignity (and their stomach lining) away.

Claw Machines, Corny Quarterbacks, and the Lulu-Lemon Betrayal

In this week’s episode, we’re recapping a divisional round that left 49ers fans in tears and our parlays in the gutter. But the real gridiron tragedy? Bish realizing he’s officially "all ass" after a traumatizing encounter with a pair of Large Lulu-Lemon sweatpants that felt more like a Medium-grade tourniquet. Between debating whether Fernando Mendoza is actually just Kirk Cousins 2.0, we’re diving deep into the high-stakes world of seventh-birthday parties.

“I spent 55 bucks on a game card just to look like Father of the Year at the claw machine,” Bish admits, proving that while we can’t always beat the spread, we can occasionally beat a rigged arcade game for a plush penguin. We also tackle the internet hate, explain why every gadget we own is listening to our conversations about balding, and witness a "Micro-Wrestling" lineup that will haunt your algorithm for the next three to five business days.

Whether you're here for the NFL insights or just want to feel better about your own holiday weight gain, hit play and join the chaos. Trust us, it’s better than a Turkish hair transplant.

Ever wondered what happens when two entrepreneurs hit a mid-life crisis and decide that YouTube is their only salvation? Welcome to the maiden voyage of Pitch Decks and Playdates with Scotty B and Big E. This week, the guys are celebrating a 5-and-1 betting streak while grappling with the hard truths of adulthood—like the fact that only 3% of YouTube channels actually make money and that wearing a suit with white New Balance sneakers is a "borderline criminal" fashion choice.

The high-stakes business talk takes a hard left turn into the absurd when Scotty confesses to a solo, post-divorce scouting mission to Dave & Buster's that left him looking like a "creepy pedophile" among the Skee-Ball machines. Between debating the structural integrity of Applebee’s "OM" cheeseburger and the seven-minute physical struggle of removing wool socks during a romantic encounter after age 50, Scotty and Ernie prove that life is just one big, messy simulation.

As Ernie puts it while reflecting on his 11:00 AM trip to the mall: "Who the f* is going to Dave & Buster’s at 11:00 AM? I was having a coffee while they were shopping, and I was just watching people go into Dave & Buster’s at 11:00 AM."**. Whether you’re here for the NFL locks or the "Pigs in a Blanket" support group, you won’t want to miss this.

Click play to join the chaos—your mid-life crisis depends on it.

Is it even "playoff season" if you aren't contemplating the structural integrity of your sofa fort? This week, the guys are trading in their dignity for maximum comfort as they dive into the high-stakes world of "Adulting: Blanket Edition." From Ernie’s controversial "two-queen hotel bed" strategy to Scott’s sudden realization that he has become his grandmother via a shared love for Afghans, we’re exploring the cozy, slightly pathetic side of getting older.

The real chaos begins when the crew analyzes the projected #1 NFL draft pick, Fernando Mendoza, and his... enthusiastic post-game interview. Between Mendoza’s high-octane energy and a deep dive into the absolute horror show of New Year’s Eve adult diaper logistics in Times Square, you’ll learn more about public urination than you ever wanted to know. As Ernie puts it while reacting to a viral clip of the "pee pads" used by tourists: "Scott, you made me angry... I didn't need to see that".

Whether you’re here for the $80 sweatpants debate, the $500 gas bills, or the $0 advertising budget that somehow built this empire, this episode has it all. Stick around for the Week 18 Parlay simulations and find out why the guys are betting big on the Eagles despite their broken hearts. Click play, grab your heating pad, and let’s get naked (on a separate hotel bed, obviously).

Happy 2026, America! We’re kicking off the year with the legendary Big Wurm, who is currently vibrating at a frequency only detectable by household pets and people drinking non-alcoholic wine from Trader Joe’s. While the rest of us are dragging from New Year’s Eve, Fern is busy winning $400 on "pleasers" and explaining how he survived a Tahoe blizzard by essentially holding his children’s attention spans hostage when the internet went down.

From the strategic brilliance of "Scotch-garding" your jeans to go sledding to the absolute tragedy of a $28 bowl of chili, we’re covering the essentials. The highlight? Fern’s "Wurmhole of Flavor" review of Breakfast at Tiffany’s (the San Francisco restaurant, not the movie), where the Eggs Benedict is so good it’ll make you forget your family members are currently standing on the roof for attention.

Whether you’re a "divorced dad" hoping for a lottery win or just a "True Niner Fan" looking for a reason to bet the house, this episode is the chaotic energy you need to start the year.

Football season is winding down, but the hot takes are just reaching a rolling boil. Join Scottie B and Big E as they navigate the emotional wreckage of fantasy football wins and the impending withdrawal symptoms of a world without Sunday kickoffs. From debating why the NFL needs to ban automatic first downs to Scottie B’s new quest to bring 80s karaoke back to the "white community" via a high-tech soundbar, no stone is left unturned and no social boundary is left uncrossed.

"Some of the most important decisions I make, I jerk off right before... I don't want to make a mistake." Whether we're discussing the tactical advantages of "Post-Nut Clarity" or the specialized stickiness of receiver gloves in a downpour, this episode is a masterclass in slightly-informed sports analysis and highly-unfiltered life advice. We’re 14-and-6 in our quest to pick losers, and honestly, that’s the kind of consistency you just can't find anywhere else.

Grab a Red Bull and find your talking voice—it’s time to see if we’ve still got a shot at that $9,000 loser's bracket prize. Click play and let’s get weird.

Pull up a chair and grab a leftover tamale, because the Winning Parlaiy crew is coming to you live from the Christmas trenches! In this holiday special, we’re dissecting the fine art of "Hisp-handling" a house full of relatives and why hosting a holiday party is basically just planning a wedding where you’re also the janitor. From the terror of a broken, 4-foot mechanical Santa lurking in the hallway to the high-stakes world of "Special Friend" gift etiquette, we’re covering the festive traditions that make us all a little bit crazy.

The holiday cheer takes a turn for the pungent when the guys decide to test-drive some NFL-grade smelling salts on air. "I was expecting like a face full of ass, not a chemical burn in my nose!" one host gasps as his brain is effectively rebooted in real-time. Whether you’re recovering from a Chinese food coma or hiding from your own family in the garage, this episode is the perfect post-game wrap-up for your December 25th.

Click play to hear the exact moment the Christmas spirit is replaced by the smell of industrial ammonia—it’s a holiday miracle you won't want to miss.