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Nach zehn Minuten und etwas gesunkenem Adrenalinspiegel wählte Hannes an seinem Handy den Notruf der Polizei. "Polizeistation Lengerich, Kranbichler." "Äh ... eine Frau ... ein Raumschiff in Kattenvenne ... sie haben sie einfach mitgenommen ...", stammelte Hannes. "Ein Raumschiff in Kattenvenne, aha. Könnten Sie mir wohl Ihren Namen und Ihren momentanen Aufenthaltsort nennen?" "B 475, Ausfahrt Kattenvenne, Hannes Kleinbürger ...", kam es etwas unsortiert aus Hannes' Mund. "Haben Sie einen Verkehrsunfall zu melden? Sind Personen oder Tiere zu Schaden gekommen? Ist der Verkehrsfluss behindert?"

Idunn – Quell ewiger Jugend oder Werkzeug des Todes? Einst verlieh Iðunn den Göttern des Nordens ewige Jugend und Unsterblichkeit. Doch ihr Geheimnis nahm sie vor Urzeiten mit ins Grab. Als eine riskante Expedition nun den Spuren dieses Mythos folgt, beschwört sie großes Unheil herauf. Mystische Unwetter kosten zwei Teilnehmern das Leben, der Expeditionsleiter verschwindet spurlos. Was der einzige Überlebende berichtet, klingt unglaublich: Ein archaischer Krieger von übermenschlicher Macht wacht über Iðunns Grab und wird nicht ruhen, solange ihr Erbe in Gefahr ist.

L'esplosivo successo di Immortal1, una società italiana con sede a Roma EUR, scombussola il mercato informatico e geopolitico. Sempre più utenti iniziano ad usare i software di Immortal1 e ad abbandonare l'utilizzo delle vecchie piattaforme. Questo crea un danno enorme a multinazionali e governi che sul controllo dei dati degli utenti (il nuovo oro) avevano basato molto del loro potere. Le loro aziende stanno crollando in borsa e ora provano a fare di tutto per prendere possesso della Immortal1, con le buone o con le cattive.

In der endlosen Weite Alaskas stoßen Park Ranger auf ein Objekt, dessen Herkunft und Natur sie sich nicht erklären können. Kurz darauf reißt der Kontakt zu ihnen ab. Die Rettungsmannschaften finden nur einen verstörten Überlebenden, der von einer Begegnung mit einer außerirdischen Entität berichtet. CIA-Agentin Eleanor Carter wird damit beauftragt, der angeblichen Entdeckung nachzugehen, doch das Militär ist bereits vor Ort und wird nervös, als sich eine extraterrestrische Herkunft des Objekts zu bestätigen scheint.

Kyra Bishop sits in a jail cell, facing the consequences of her refusal to betray her principles. The in-game murder of her arch-enemy by a new ally has landed her in peril. To secure her freedom, Kyra is forced to swallow her pride and make a deal with the one she loathes most, so she begrudgingly allows him to join her crew. But when she returns to Retribution, her powerful new ally, Admiral Grieves, introduces a mysterious passenger whose revelations about the demigoddess haunting Kyra's existence send shockwaves through her reality.

Nukes. And lots of them. We always knew in the back of our minds that we'd have to use them on our own world if we were to save it, but I still can't get around the fact we vaporized D.C. to keep the demons at bay. Every day that passes sees humanity more and more on the brink of obliteration...

Einhundertfünfzig Jahre nach dem Kollaps. Die Menschen haben sich in eine Festung im Norden Europas zurückgezogen. Geschützt unter einer Kuppel aus purer Energie versuchen sie sich ihren Platz auf der Erde zurückzuerobern. Denn tödliche Kreaturen durchstreifen den Kontinent und führen noch immer Krieg gegen die letzten Überlebenden. Als Jan und sein Flügelmann Kai bei einem Routineflug verschwinden, beginnt für die beiden ein Kampf ums Überleben in der grünen Hölle, die Mitteleuropa mittlerweile geworden ist. Doch von unerwarteter Seite naht Hilfe.

Paul Mitchell wasn't sure how things could get any worse. Sure, he'd been booted from the Marine Corps and was forced to work as a freelancer because he couldn't hold down a regular job. He'd signed on with a mysterious crew of women, sailed across the void, and met interesting aliens and new people who tried to kill him. Against all odds, he'd somehow found himself stuck between a criminal psycho, Naval Intelligence, and a drop-dead gorgeous skipper who actually liked him. He'd even pulled a regular Prince Charming and saved a damsel in distress.

In the aftermath of a harrowing battle against a relentless undead horde, Spot, our valiant warrior, delves deeper into the shadows to cleanse the lingering corruption. Meanwhile, Bee maintains their hard-won peace at home. Yet, the order they seek remains elusive. Their recent display of power...

Gregory Roarke — agent for the ultra-secret Icarus Group – has received a new assignment: locate a teleportation portal on a backwater colony world. But what should be a an easy assignment leads to a string of murders, and a race against an alien enemy. Gregory Roarke—former bounty hunter...

"Brock es un pobre diablo simpático, un idiota. Definición AJ-9859107532/ 714 del manual de interrelaciones. Idiota: "Falta de entendimiento, imbécil". Su aspecto no se aparta mucho de ello. Cara redonda, ojos redondos, boca redonda, barbilla redonda, culo redondo. Lo mejor que puedo decir de él es que es el que menos trabajo me da. Y no me importa trabajar. Para eso estoy. Pero Nei y Lila actúan de forma bastante insoportable, y Riha es decidida y manifiestamente absurda."

Captain Quasar is out of time. Pursued by vengeful Goobalob toll collectors, savage Arachnoid bounty hunters, and formidable Amazonians, Captain Bartholomew Quasar must do whatever he can to keep the crew of the Effervescent Magnitude out of harm's way. All in a day's work - except time is not on his side. Torn from the present to relive his past, he vows to keep mistakes from occurring the second time around. But is he doomed to repeat history? Or can he erase his regrets?

Evelyn's deeds are coming back to haunt her. Free to travel among the stars, the former warlord is enjoying her freedom, even if she’s occasionally exasperated by the women who’ve attached themselves to her. They accompany her as she encounters wonders, from dryad terraforming ships to the orcish arenas of Skaloth. Yet Evelyn has enemies, and they have not forgotten her. They target one of the few people she truly cares about, knowing that Evelyn will come. When she does she may be drawn into a trap from which even she can’t escape.

Santa is an alien and Christmas is in crisis. Ben and the crew are one step closer to reuniting their orphaned Viraquin with her mother. All they need now is a little information. When they arrive the planet is under attack. Santa’s deployment to Earth is in jeopardy and the consequences for...

Who knew babysitting an alien would be so hard? Ben and the crew have set course for an alien planet, but the inhabitants are far from what they expected. They have answers that could get their baby Viraquin home but Ben isn’t sure he’s willing to pay the price for the well guarded secret...

Being a space pirate can be complicated… Ben and Lois are closer to reuniting Bubbles with her long-lost alien mother, but just because they're closer doesn’t mean it’s going to be easy. They must face off against an army of spiderbots, killer mushrooms, and a colossal cave monster the...

Ben Roberts hears voices…alien voices. When word of his abilities spreads through the galactic grapevine, Ben ranks number one on an A.I.’s most wanted list to become their cybernated slave. A bleak prospect, but what if they offered him everything he ever dreamed of in exchange? A...

Adam Cain is getting too old for this shit. Sure, he only looks to be around thirty, but this is his second lifetime, and he's getting a little tired of always having to kick alien ass. Besides that, he's got piles of energy credits, so he doesn't have to keep risking his life for the money. But then again, he is The Human for Hire, the best of the best, and everyone knows it.

Witty, heartfelt, deeply weird, and utterly original, Mr. Yay explores how we grapple with inexplicable sudden shifts in the world around us, and the conspiracy theories and identity crises they birth. If the past we remember has changed, are we who we think we are? Is anyone?

Geddy's final mission is here: Save the universe or watch it burn. The Alliance dangles by its fingertips over the abyss of oblivion as the Zelnads rev up for their grand finale of destruction. Outgunned, outmaneuvered, and probably out of witty comebacks, our heroes embark on a suicide mission...