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  • Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga

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  • Written by: Todd Alexander
  • Narrated by: Josh Brennan
  • Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins

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Thirty Thousand Bottles of Wine and a Pig Called Helga

Written by: Todd Alexander
Narrated by: Josh Brennan
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Publisher's Summary

'Once I was the poster boy for corporate success, but now I’m crashing through the bush in a storm in search of a missing pig. How the hell did we end up here?'  

Todd and Jeff have had enough of the city. Sick of the daily grind and workaday corporate shenanigans, they throw caution to the wind and buy 100 acres in the Hunter Valley, intent on living a golden bucolic life and building a fabulous B&B, where they can offer the joys of country life to heart-weary souls. Todd will cook; Jeff will renovate. They can make wine and grow their own food and live the dream. How hard can it be? 

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©2019 Todd Alexander (P)2019 W. F. Howes Ltd

Critic Reviews

“This joyously honest account will make you laugh till it hurts and shed more than a few tears while being captivated by Todd, Jeff and their menagerie of loveable animals.” (Bradley Trevor Greive Am, author of Penguin Bloom)

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