Episodes

  • "I Wasn't Coming With A Soccer Ball"
    May 19 2024

    It's episode 211 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not buying birthday gifts for adult friends. Andrew needs backup on charities having more practical goals. Enjoy!

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    38 mins
  • "Hey Coach, Feel Free To Get On His Ass"
    May 12 2024

    It's episode 210 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on putting an end to "No Mow May." Andrew needs backup with restaurants having the confidence to choose their own sauces for menu items. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for Post Show Banter!

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    48 mins
  • "Something To Think About"
    May 6 2024

    It's episode 209 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we're overdue for someone inventing a new sport. Andrew needs backup on restaurants standing by all the items on their menu. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

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    1 hr
  • "Kurt Cobain Reverse Mortgage Commercials"
    Apr 28 2024

    It's episode 208 of The Cavalry! Or, as it's known to some, our four year anniversary. To commemorate this momentous occasion, Andrew needs backup that any author is smarter than people who don't write books. Johnny needs backup that parent teacher conferences for kids under 10 are unnecessary. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

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    50 mins
  • "Ice Cream of the Future"
    Apr 21 2024

    It's episode 207 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Chipotle's queso should be available everywhere. Andrew needs backup that furniture you order online needs to come a little bit more put together. Enjoy!

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    51 mins
  • "They Medically Roofie You"
    Apr 15 2024

    It's episode 206 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on pilots not bragging about being early until they're sure there's an open gate ready for the plane. Johnny needs backup on having real-time, fact checked debates being a requirement for running for President. Enjoy!

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    55 mins
  • "Just Two Double Cheeseburgers"
    Apr 7 2024

    It's episode 205 of The Cavalry! A rare decline in backup comes from Andrew when Johnny goes after Shamrock Shakes. Then Andrew needs backup on removing old soap dispensers once the new ones have been installed to avoid confusion. Thank you for listening to the most important podcast in the world! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.

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    45 mins
  • "Is There Anything Else I Can Help You With?"
    Mar 31 2024

    It's episode 204 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that WebMD should be password protected so only doctors can access it. Andrew needs backup that boxing hype videos are counter-productive. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!

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    1 hr and 6 mins